Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2005 3:31 pm
lmaovoodoochopstiks wrote:Fjoggs is just insulting anyone not getting laid since he got rid of his virginity this month, so he is finally able to try out those kinds of jokes
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Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2005 5:03 pm
If you don't actually have to be able to spawn into the level to be considered for the prize, I'll give you a broken link. That should send your head into many spins and I'll win because I caused you much anguish and pain.
http://www.myhorriblemap.com/suckass.pk3
Do I win?
http://www.myhorriblemap.com/suckass.pk3
Do I win?
Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2005 5:28 pm
this is not even mildly agitating, try harder.
Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2005 5:32 pm
Well I came up with an idea of sorts. 
. We'll see what happens. 
. We'll see what happens. Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2005 6:34 pm
How about a pk3 with all sorts of viruses pack in it. When you try to run it, it eats your hard drive.
Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2005 6:44 pm
that is quite irritating
Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2005 7:03 pm
Yay, I win!
Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2005 7:31 pm
my q3 cd appears to fail on installation... ;[
Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2005 7:39 pm
id/Activision wins!!!
Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2005 9:27 pm
obsidian, its probably not the worst you can do , and besides, you haven't submitted it?
Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2005 9:33 pm
As soon as I get the botfile sorted out, this will be one of my numerous entries.
Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2005 10:51 pm
thats horriblol
Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2005 11:04 pm
disqualified for posting screenshots thanks
Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2005 11:50 pm
Yes, rgoer is right, Seremtan, that map is disqualified. Other maps are welcome however.
Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 12:04 am
Question. Does it have to be able to run bots?
Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 12:58 am
no, but it might be nice to have completely incompetent bots in it for extra horror-factor.
Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 1:27 am
True, true. And BELIEVE me, they will be incompetent.
Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 1:53 am
rgoer wrote:disqualified for posting screenshots thanks
....that should actually rank pretty high in a 'worst map' comp! Being disqualified - wow, so bad it wasn't even judged.Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 8:49 am
heheh...
i think the map was to obviously bad. real bad maps have to look like some complete rookie spent weeks on it... this is actually quite hard
i think the map was to obviously bad. real bad maps have to look like some complete rookie spent weeks on it... this is actually quite hard
Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 9:10 am
this made me lol (especially as I'm a ctf player) :icon30:voodoochopstiks wrote:no, but it might be nice to have completely incompetent bots in it for extra horror-factor.
Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 9:51 am
no urgoer wrote:disqualified for posting screenshots thanks
Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 9:54 am
Bad maps aren't that hard. All bad maps are concept maps, regardless of the game. Some 14 yo had the thought "HeY WuDnT iT bE k00L 2 HaV TeH plaYEr iN a MaZe WiHt LAvA trApD00rZZZ OMFG ROFL LOL!!!111" then combined that concept with having the aesthetic sensibility of a duck, and presto.
Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 10:15 am
To truly make a bad map, to make a person scream with horror as he gets his first glimpse of the map, falling off his chair in utter fear. After several minutes of calming himself down, he dares a second glimpse and slowly touches the mouse, turning around, the sight that awaits him are horrible, but he can handle seeing it. The map bugs then drive him mad with anger! He smashes his keyboard because of the non-working staircase and the elevator going in the wrong direction! Finally, after so much agitation, he bashes his head against the wall until the front of his brain has been turned to mush, and he falls down dead.
Mates, this is the point of mapping.
Mates, this is the point of mapping.
Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 10:21 am
so, whats the deadline? (q3w time)
Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 11:14 am
ehm, I guess 5 PM q3w time. I might stretch it if you need more.