Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 9:38 pm
I like it.
Not only that but you can't get a BJ while driving. What were the designers thinking?Nightshade wrote:Batmobile. :lol:
The fact that you don't get enough ass isn't the concern of the Lambo designers.Canidae wrote:Not only that but you can't get a BJ while driving. What were the designers thinking?Nightshade wrote:Batmobile. :lol:
Well if you think about it, it should be. I mean what's the point of building a fast car? The only reason fast cars were built in the first place were so men could compete. Something men have done since the dawn of mankind. The reason we compete is because as a race we pass on our genes and since the ones that competition determins in many species on earth who gets to mate, it's naturaly an evolution of this need to fuck, that we want to drive faster cars. :icon26:bitWISE wrote:The fact that you don't get enough ass isn't the concern of the Lambo designers.Canidae wrote:Not only that but you can't get a BJ while driving. What were the designers thinking?Nightshade wrote:Batmobile. :lol:
That was almost really clever.Kracus wrote:Ok there, hold your pawns in check there mr chess man I don't think I can take much more verbal abuse from a fucking nerd today.
This doen't explain why Ben Johnson has no kids but has owned many exotic carsKracus wrote:Well if you think about it, it should be. I mean what's the point of building a fast car? The only reason fast cars were built in the first place were so men could compete. Something men have done since the dawn of mankind. The reason we compete is because as a race we pass on our genes and since the ones that competition determins in many species on earth who gets to mate, it's naturaly an evolution of this need to fuck, that we want to drive faster cars. :icon26:bitWISE wrote:The fact that you don't get enough ass isn't the concern of the Lambo designers.Canidae wrote: Not only that but you can't get a BJ while driving. What were the designers thinking?
No kidding. I could tell there was a train of thought somewhere in the post, it just seems like it got derailed by some kind of self-rumination about cocaine parties there towards the end.Fender wrote:That was almost really clever.Kracus wrote:Ok there, hold your pawns in check there mr chess man I don't think I can take much more verbal abuse from a fucking nerd today.
:icon19:Kracus wrote:Fuck man have a sense of humor, it's a fucking internet messageboard. The reason I think you lot are so fucking stupid is you can't tell the difference between joking around and when I'm serious. It makes you look like a dull cunt.
I'm not making a reference to the fact that a Lambo would get you laid. What I was trying to say is that after you have enough sex it isn't the greatest thing in the world. If I were driving a Lambo I would be having an orgasm from the sheer thrill. Fuck having a girl in the car; her weight would slow you down and she would spend the whole time bitching about how you need to drive more carefully.Kracus wrote:Well if you think about it, it should be. I mean what's the point of building a fast car? The only reason fast cars were built in the first place were so men could compete. Something men have done since the dawn of mankind. The reason we compete is because as a race we pass on our genes and since the ones that competition determins in many species on earth who gets to mate, it's naturaly an evolution of this need to fuck, that we want to drive faster cars. :icon26:bitWISE wrote:The fact that you don't get enough ass isn't the concern of the Lambo designers.Canidae wrote: Not only that but you can't get a BJ while driving. What were the designers thinking?
i concur.R00k wrote:That lambo looks ridiculous.
The Shelby is pure sex.