Lara Croft earns Guinness World Record

Post by **DRuM** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 11:35 pm

shaft wrote:I had sex with a real woman last night.

No you didn't. You haven't had sex since your wife left you

Post by **shaft** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 11:38 pm

Kicked out of your band and wanking to a video game woman....sad.

Post by **DRuM** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 11:43 pm

shaft wrote:Kicked out of your band and wanking to a video game woman....sad.

Pity for you there's no truth in any of that.

Here's some truth. shaft, a supposed grown man with 2 kids, who has a gaming signature and trolls an internet forum every day. Real mature!

Post by **shaft** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 11:50 pm

50yr old lonley single man who had a meltdown on an internet forum and got banned. Real sad!

Post by **DRuM** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 11:58 pm

I didn't think it was sad getting banned. I thought it was fucking hilarious.

I know you'd think it was sad, the internet is your life, just like a whole bunch of nerds on here. You'd have written countless emails to the admins if you were banned. Guess how many I wrote? That's right, a big fucking zero.

Post by **shaft** » Sun Apr 09, 2006 12:02 am

raw wrote:Since day one DuMb has always taken this place too seriously. I have the emails to prove it. )

Post by **DRuM** » Sun Apr 09, 2006 12:03 am

looks like shaft is upset

Post by **Grudge** » Sun Apr 09, 2006 12:20 am

drum ffs, just give it up and go away

Post by **Dr_Watson** » Sun Apr 09, 2006 12:29 am

DRuM wrote:No, MKJ does not have it right.

no actually this is one of the few times he's 100% on the mark.
Tomb Raider 1 was an outstanding game, especially considering the hardware it was running on.
every subsequent game after that only lined pockets and gave 12yr olds another reason to yank infront of their computer.
The ONLY difference between tomb raider 2 and 3 was she wiggled her ass and could crawl. Even the levels were almost copies. so boring.

Post by **DRuM** » Sun Apr 09, 2006 12:33 am

I've played all the tomb raider games, and they were all great fun. It really is horses for courses. You either like the games or you don't.

Post by **DRuM** » Sun Apr 09, 2006 12:34 am

Grudge wrote:drum ffs, just give it up and go away

Oh do fuck off smudge ffs

Post by **HM-PuFFNSTuFF** » Sun Apr 09, 2006 3:16 am

DRuM wrote:
HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:
DRuM wrote:No, MKJ does not have it right.
pssst. defending Laura won't get you in her good books, she's not a real person.
Well she won't be happy with you calling her laura!

I feel compelled to reiterate, she won't care because she's not real.

Post by **MKJ** » Sun Apr 09, 2006 7:24 am

actually i was speaking from an objective point of view. if you do happen to like it, more power to you. the gaming industry itself begs to differ though, not just me.

i can post this novel about how the series got its success much the same way games like carmageddon and mortal kombat did (although MK is a bit of a odd duck in this one), but im sure its wasted on the fanboys.

also note that i dont have to resort to acting like an utter cunt to have a normal discussion. but thats just a sidenote

Post by **LawL** » Sun Apr 09, 2006 9:43 am

MKJ wrote:also note that i dont have to resort to acting like an utter cunt to have a normal discussion.

That's definately a good thing, unfortunately it would seem you're in the minority around here.

Post by **brisk** » Sun Apr 09, 2006 10:03 am

Well, I agree with MKJ 100%. The first game was/is a classic. I mean, some of the puzzles and set pieces in that game are quite genius. And yes, i'm talking about that alien/clone puzzle near the end of the game.... still one of the most imaginative momments in any game i've played.

But I spose TR1 was quite revolutionary at the time, and a sequel which revolves around the same rules and physics is never gonna impress as much. But still, the fact that I only completed the first game and got bored during the others does kinda say it all for me....

Tomb Raider Legend looks pretty good so far though. I'm less than 1% through it though, so that opinion is subject to change

Post by **MKJ** » Sun Apr 09, 2006 10:12 am

Law wrote:
MKJ wrote:also note that i dont have to resort to acting like an utter cunt to have a normal discussion.
That's definately a good thing, unfortunately it would seem you're in the minority around here.

well actually its only you and drum who disagree so.

not that it matters though.

Post by **LawL** » Sun Apr 09, 2006 10:43 am

I meant in not acting like a cunt to have a mature discussion.

Post by **MKJ** » Sun Apr 09, 2006 10:44 am

oh ok

my bad then :icon14:

Post by **DRuM** » Sun Apr 09, 2006 12:38 pm

Woa, MKJ is upset I wrote a few lines of sarcasm to him.

Post by **MKJ** » Sun Apr 09, 2006 1:50 pm

extremely upset, as we can all see

Post by **Chupacabra** » Sun Apr 09, 2006 4:44 pm

DRuM wrote:Woa, MKJ is upset I wrote a few lines of sarcasm to him.

what happened? you're trying to fight in every thread. its unlike you.

Post by ek » Sun Apr 09, 2006 7:49 pm

Chupacabra wrote:
DRuM wrote:Woa, MKJ is upset I wrote a few lines of sarcasm to him.
what happened? you're trying to fight in every thread. its unlike you.

DruM - Final_Meltdown.mp3

Post by **Fender** » Sun Apr 09, 2006 11:45 pm

The first was ok, the rest sucked. I uninstalled AoD after about 20 minutes.