In case you all forgot....

Post by **GONNAFISTYA** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 2:29 pm

YourGrandpa wrote: Don't forget the part about GKY being a fat, balding game dev.

I've told you a million times you dumb, fuckin redneck: No matter how many times you walk around the house with no shirt on you will NOT give your kid a boner.

Post by **seremtan** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 3:55 pm

YourGrandpa wrote:
GONNAFISTYA wrote:This thread proves two things:

- gramps is a rubber-wearing ped0
- Doombrain was shit out of a cow's ass

Don't forget the part about GKY being a fat, balding game dev.

without game devs, there'd be no games. without games, you'd have nothing to escape to after a week spent in the company of that rancid skank you married. be thankful, Cletuspa

Post by **Doombrain** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 4:49 pm

Ouch

MAN DOWN!

Post by **Underpants?** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 5:22 pm

seremtan wrote:
YourGrandpa wrote:
GONNAFISTYA wrote:This thread proves two things:

- gramps is a rubber-wearing ped0
- Doombrain was shit out of a cow's ass

Don't forget the part about GKY being a fat, balding game dev.
without game devs, there'd be no games. without games, you'd have nothing to escape to after a week spent in the company of that rancid skank you married. be thankful, Cletuspa

mercy

Post by **Foo** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 7:53 pm

God would you look at him.

Post by **Foo** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 7:53 pm

Congratulations, you are now gazing at a fagot.

Post by **YourGrandpa** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 2:10 am

I cant spell u wrote:
YourGrandpa wrote:
I cant spell u wrote:Sgt. Grandpa sir.

Funny pic innit?
Was it taken during 'nam?

I don't know. It's just a funny pic I found on the web.

Post by **YourGrandpa** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 2:11 am

Nightshade wrote:From his tour of duty in Vietnerd.

Post by **YourGrandpa** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 2:15 am

GONNAFISTYA wrote:
YourGrandpa wrote: Don't forget the part about GKY being a fat, balding game dev.
I've told you a million times you dumb, fuckin redneck: No matter how many times you walk around the house with no shirt on you will NOT give your kid a boner.

If you get any bigger you won't be able to get your hands close enough together to hold a game controller.

Post by **YourGrandpa** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 2:30 am

seremtan wrote:
YourGrandpa wrote:
GONNAFISTYA wrote:This thread proves two things:

- gramps is a rubber-wearing ped0
- Doombrain was shit out of a cow's ass

Don't forget the part about GKY being a fat, balding game dev.
without game devs, there'd be no games. without games, you'd have nothing to escape to after a week spent in the company of that rancid skank you married. be thankful, Cletuspa

How old is that worn out leather sack you call a female friend. She's one nasty looking bitch. So nasty, that you're too embarrassed to post another pic. I bet that's the best photo you have, isn't it? Better yet, it's impossible for you to post a good picture of that thing. The dude a glamour shots would have paid you to get that beast out of his store. That ugly slut scares small children and horrifies grown men on site. Every guy here has laughed and most likely choked back their own vomit looking at that pic you posted of her. And most of these guys are dorks who'd be lucky to have the opposite sex even talk to them.

Post by **YourGrandpa** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 3:19 am

Hey look everyone, it's the non-contributing critic.

Heads up, douche bag. No one gives a shit what you think.

Feel free to fuck off at any time.

Thanks.

Post by **seremtan** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 4:15 am

YourGrandpa wrote:How old is that worn out leather sack you call a female friend. She's one nasty looking bitch. So nasty, that you're too embarrassed to post another pic. I bet that's the best photo you have, isn't it? Better yet, it's impossible for you to post a good picture of that thing. The dude a glamour shots would have paid you to get that beast out of his store. That ugly slut scares small children and horrifies grown men on site. Every guy here has laughed and most likely choked back their own vomit looking at that pic you posted of her.

lol, you wouldn't know a real woman if one scraped you off the bottom of her gucci loafers after getting lost and driving into your trailer park by mistake. bush could have avoided bombing iraq by just sending in your repulsive wife, the sight of which would have instantly emasculated saddam hussein, causing him to shave off his moustache, put on a pleated skirt and take up volleyball - mission accomplished

And most of these guys are dorks who'd be lucky to have the opposite sex even talk to them.

yeah, i'll bet your LAN parties are a real scream. and by 'scream' i mean 'dismal congregation of allopecia-cursed panty-sniffers whose daily high involves whacking off to world of warcraft with the special patch that makes all the female characters nude'

YourSportsbra

Post by ek » Thu Mar 23, 2006 9:22 am

dont be disrespecting our veterans...

Post by **Nightshade** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 10:35 am

Holy crap, seesmenscans brought his A game today.

Post by **GONNAFISTYA** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 11:10 am

seremtan wrote: yeah, i'll bet your LAN parties are a real scream. and by 'scream' i mean 'dismal congregation of allopecia-cursed panty-sniffers whose daily high involves whacking off to world of warcraft with the special patch that makes all the female characters nude'

YourSportsbra

Post by **busetibi** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 11:31 am

so where do i get this 'special 'patch ?

Post by **YourGrandpa** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 11:48 pm

riddla wrote:like shooting fish in a barrel

Yeah, funny how this internet discussion thing works. Someone posts, then someone responds.

Next you'll tell me I'm owned for responding. Then you'll repetitively post how I've got to have the last word.

You've got nothing. Drag your pathetic ass back to T&T and antagonize the people who are asking valid question.

Post by **YourGrandpa** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 11:58 pm

seremtan wrote: lol, you wouldn't know a real woman if one scraped you off the bottom of her gucci loafers after getting lost and driving into your trailer park by mistake. bush could have avoided bombing iraq by just sending in your repulsive wife, the sight of which would have instantly emasculated saddam hussein, causing him to shave off his moustache, put on a pleated skirt and take up volleyball - mission accomplished

YourSportsbra

VS

I win.

Your beast...

My beautiful family...

I win again.

Dam your bag of bones is fugly. You have to be one ugly nerd to date that.

Post by **YourGrandpa** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 12:10 am

riddla wrote:looks like the same woman with different hair. they both look like they enjoy random cock in the ass too.

Wow, you're quite observant. They're both pictures of my wife.

BTW, you wouldn't have a clue what women like. The only thing they've ever told you is, get lost dork.

Post by **seremtan** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 12:31 am

YourGrandpa wrote:My beautiful family...
[lvlshot]http://users.adelphia.net/~bridis/B3NH.jpg[/lvlshot]

I win again.

because PETS WIN PRIZES

Dam your bag of bone is fugly. You have to be one ugly nerd to date that.

jesus christ i can't believe you and princess munt had the temerity to bump uglies (and god what a lot of ugly to bump) and pollute the human gene pool. what was it made the moment? a romantic night in the bayou drinking hobo-grade bootleg and eating grits? it would take a supreme effort of will for any man - even a mutant offspring of appalachian inbreeding such as yourself - to put his cock anywhere near those festering beef curtains without yodelling groceries on the spot. i'm impressed you managed to keep down your helping of cajun alligator stew and do the job

YourSwampthing

Post by **YourGrandpa** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 12:48 am

Living in the land of make believe won't make that pile of wrinkles you're dating any better looking.

Keep dreaming loser.

Post by **YourGrandpa** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 1:17 am

Just because you painted a mouth and lips on it, doesn't make your hand a woman.

But hey, what ever works for you.

Post by **seremtan** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 2:04 am

YourGrandpa wrote:Living in the land of make believe won't make that pile of wrinkles you're dating any better looking.

Keep dreaming loser.

looks to me like your arm-slug is living in the land of make-up believe, where layers of foundation, industrial grade lip gloss and a litre can of panstick can make all the ugly go away. newsflash, potato-boy: it ain't gonna happen. you may as well get used to being the only kid on your block with a real zombie bride to share his bed. on the plus side though, i bet it makes a great talking-point when the other white trash come round to your trailer for jumbalaya and corn dogs. at least it distracts them while you lo-jack their cable

Post by **Nightshade** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 2:07 am

riddla wrote:I clearly meant the woman with brown hair looks just like the woman with blonde hair. Same shit, diff hairdo.

My woman agrees.

Wow, I just noticed that.

HOLY FUCK, SEMENCAN AND YOURFAGPA ARE THE SAME PERSON.

Post by **seremtan** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 2:56 am

looks like we got some real stevie wonders in this thread...

Nightshade wrote:
riddla wrote:I clearly meant the woman with brown hair looks just like the woman with blonde hair. Same shit, diff hairdo.

My woman agrees.
Wow, I just noticed that.

HOLY FUCK, SEMENCAN AND YOURFAGPA ARE THE SAME PERSON.

you do realise that the thing your leaning on and the thing your sitting on are two different things, right?