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Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 5:20 am
by mjrpes
lol daily show ripped off ytmnd
http://dickhunt.ytmnd.com/
Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 5:52 am
by Freakaloin
dunno bout that...i saw it on count down too...
Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 3:31 pm
by Transient
Not that hard of a reference to make, don't you think?
Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 3:59 pm
by Mr.Magnetichead
No but a pretty obscure one. In the bigger scheme of things that is.
Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 9:30 pm
by mjrpes
Transient wrote:
Not that hard of a reference to make, don't you think?
It's the exact same picture of Cheney holding the exact same gun in the exact same place using the exact same title "Cheney got a gun".
More than just a coincidence.
Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 9:41 pm
by Hannibal
A bit of a correction to my last post: If the dude dies or his health is seriously compromised by the SHOTGUN BLAST TO THE FACE, a grand jury WILL convene to assess the matter...but again, unless the two other conditions I listed above are met, the chances of Cheney actually getting charged with a felony are probably remote.
Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 5:22 pm
by Fender
Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 6:36 pm
by Freakaloin
well ne moron knows that birdshot from a 28 gauge shotty will do nothing at 30 yards but give u a few scratches...no way will it go thru a vest, ribs, tuff rib muscles, thru the bag around the heart and into the heart...thats more like 10 feet...
Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 6:39 pm
by Don Carlos
oh yeh, that was not funny!
Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 6:40 pm
by Mr.Magnetichead
He was a 78 year old lawyer. I doubt he's made of fucking teflon. Also he was shot in the face.
Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 6:56 pm
by Freakaloin
hey idiot...the bb went into his heart...thats impossible at 30 yards...it wouldn't even hit a birds heart...
Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 7:03 pm
by Clauz
You seem like a pretty stupid person. Good luck with that.
Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 7:04 pm
by Freakaloin
no u do...do u know anything about 28 gauge shotguns no0b? obviously not...
Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 7:05 pm
by Clauz
No, you're right, I don't. On the other hand, I can read the news correctly, unlike you.
Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 7:07 pm
by Freakaloin
what news are u reading? read closer moron...
Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 7:11 pm
by Clauz
Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 7:27 pm
by Freakaloin
great...now talk to professional hunters about it...they will all say cheney is lying about the distance...
Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 8:10 pm
by Canis
Freakaloin wrote:no u do...do u know anything about 28 gauge shotguns no0b? obviously not...
You're continuing the idiotic self-ownage...keep it up, fool.
Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 8:25 pm
by Nightshade
Freakaloin wrote:well ne moron knows that birdshot from a 28 gauge shotty will do nothing at 30 yards but give u a few scratches...no way will it go thru a vest, ribs, tuff rib muscles, thru the bag around the heart and into the heart...thats more like 10 feet...
Indeed. That's why no one ever shoots a bird from more than 90 feet away.

Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 8:33 pm
by Mr.Magnetichead
I'll bring the meat for the BBQ party afterwards.
Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 8:34 pm
by R00k
riddla wrote:pedoloin, I'm willing to go buy a 28 gauge and drive to Texas if you're willing to stand 90 feet away and let me shoot you.
I will. I've been peppered before, it doesn't do anything. Not even break the skin. At 100 feet away it's a little more painful than having rice thrown at you.
It's not buck shot from a 12-gauge fer chrissake.
Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 8:36 pm
by R00k
Nightshade wrote:Freakaloin wrote:well ne moron knows that birdshot from a 28 gauge shotty will do nothing at 30 yards but give u a few scratches...no way will it go thru a vest, ribs, tuff rib muscles, thru the bag around the heart and into the heart...thats more like 10 feet...
Indeed. That's why no one ever shoots a bird from more than 90 feet away.

If you're 90 feet away when you shoot, you might have a 50/50 chance of killing one. And that's a bird with hollow bones, not a human in clothes and a hunting vest.
Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 8:55 pm
by Dukester
28 ga high brass (which I guarantee you he was using) I'm not letting anyone take a shot at me at 90 ft. Don't know what choke he was using yada yada yada more conspiracy bullshit.
Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 8:55 pm
by Nightshade
Just want to add that I'm not saying Cheney's telling the truth, just that Geoof's an ijit.
Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 8:58 pm
by Freakaloin
i was shot with a 12 gauge from about 15 yards...well i caught 3 pellets...they didn't go in to far...a 28 gauge is about 4 times the pussy of a gun...and yes i would let someone shoot me from 30 yards with a 28 guage....we used to shoot each other with them all the time...