Witness the canine ownage

Post by **Jackal** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 2:30 pm

Go with Archimedes

Post by **Freakaloin** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 2:32 pm

the last dog we had i took to the vet to be put down...the vet was like 'this dog is fine why u wanna kill her?' i said do it or i will bill u 100 bucks...then i walked out....fuck dogs!...

Post by **mik0rs** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 2:39 pm

Call him Alan.

Post by **4days** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 2:49 pm

Freakaloin wrote:the last dog we had i took to the vet to be put down...the vet was like 'this dog is fine why u wanna kill her?' i said do it or i will bill u 100 bucks...then i walked out....fuck dogs!...

that's the problem with dogs

if they look around their environment and don't see anything that looks like a serious challenge to their authority, they'll become impossible to control and need to be destroyed.

maybe if your missus could bring herself to spend more time at home, the dog would've had someone it could look up to.

Post by **Doombrain** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 3:01 pm

Call it Dave

Post by **Freakaloin** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 3:02 pm

well actually the dog was pretty old and about 75 pounds overweight...she couldn't get up and my wife kinda ran over her face...she lost a few teeth but was okay...i just didn't want to mess with the bitch anymore...so i killed her...

Post by **phantasmagoria** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 3:07 pm

Jackal wrote:Go with Archimedes

I thought that initially, but it's a bit of a long winded name to shout for a dog.

I quite like Ajax

Post by **R00k** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 3:08 pm

Nice dog man. :icon14:

Name him Chopper.

Post by **Nightshade** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 3:15 pm

Fender wrote:Copernicus
Faraday
Heisenberg
Schrodinger
etc.

Yeah, I think pretty much every famous scientist and philosopher's name is in the running at the moment.

Post by **Underpants?** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 3:22 pm

Doombrain wrote:Call it Dave

Dog people fucking own. Now that's some knowledge for your asses.

Post by **seremtan** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 3:40 pm

Nightshade wrote:He's absolutely titanic, the top of his head came up to my chest.

lol, how tall is he?

speaking of dogs, here's my mutt, a collie/german shepherd mongrel

Post by **Freakaloin** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 3:43 pm

his tongue looks like it has met ur ass a few too many times...

Post by **ScooterG** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 4:43 pm

diego wrote:very cute, mate
I just frikkin love dogs, especially the ones with long, squishy noses and huge ears, they just own.

My sentiments exactly! I also really like when they put their noses in your hair and do that funny thing where they breathe in and out a bunch of times followed by a big exhale. Know what I'm talking about?

P.S. More pictures as he grows, please!!!

Post by **ScooterG** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 4:44 pm

raw wrote:This is my dyno-mutt

Way cute face!!! Girl?

Post by **GONNAFISTYA** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 5:09 pm

Call it "Felch".

Hey boy....felch the stick! Felch the stick!

Post by **Pooinyourmouth** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 8:20 pm

Name him Gunner.

Post by **Tsakali_** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 8:26 pm

raw wrote:This is my dyno-mutt

is that a shock collar

Post by **Jackal** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 8:36 pm

Name him ToxicBug and tell him that he's going to be getting the new dogtronic5000 flying kennel next week.

Post by **SplishSplash** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 8:48 pm

"ODIN" is the only solution for a Great Dane.

A friend of a friend of mine has a Great Dane named Odin and it ate two huskies once.

Great Danes are inaccurately named by the way - it is a german breed. They're called "German Dogs" in Germany and France and were originally introduced in the city of Ulm.

Post by **MKJ** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 9:21 pm

4days wrote:
Freakaloin wrote:the last dog we had i took to the vet to be put down...the vet was like 'this dog is fine why u wanna kill her?' i said do it or i will bill u 100 bucks...then i walked out....fuck dogs!...
that's the problem with dogs

if they look around their environment and don't see anything that looks like a serious challenge to their authority, they'll become impossible to control and need to be destroyed.

maybe if your missus could bring herself to spend more time at home, the dog would've had someone it could look up to.

the joke didnt hit till the last 3 words

Post by **Canis** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 9:32 pm

Great dogs! I'm looking forward to getting one sooner or later.

Post by **AmIdYfReAk** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 9:46 pm

Pooinyourmouth wrote:Name him Gunner.

truth be told, a dude at my work has two danes, one blue and one the same as Shade ( i forget the name of them ? )

and one is nammed Gunner, i forget the name of the other ATM.

anyway, he feeds them 12 Chicken Brest's a day... it works out to be cheaper then dog food ( he buys in a quite the large bulk ).
and it said to be beter for them...

No idea if that is true though.

Post by **Canis** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 9:52 pm

That just sounds horrible...12 chicken breasts a day?!?

Post by **Scarface** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 11:29 pm

danes get fucking massive. Hopefully you have alot of room for him to play, if not, that's sad. As far as dogs go, they're fucking amazing companions. If i owned an acreage i'd defenatly buy one

Post by **andyman** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 11:42 pm

jesus look at the size of his paws....

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