Quake3World

no advertising, too.. right?

Well, there's a 7th unwritten rule that says we get to add more rules and apply them as unevenly as we see fit.. so yeah, no advertising if:

1) we dont like you
2) you're a noob
3) what you're advertising is retarded

ah, the grey area

so comfy :icon32:

Going twice..

i guess thats it

$700

Dave wrote:

YourGrandpa wrote:I've never done this before. I'm also not sure if I've seen it done. Therefore I asked for permission.

I didn't want to violate the TOS.

no nips
no bush
no warez
no mag scans
no racism
no noobs trying to sell stuff

I think that's about all the rules we have...

so i can post pics of a cleanly shaven cunt?

No you cant!

Gramps, if this had been 5 weeks ago i would have had them off you

for sale items in a for sale thread:

Scanner
Watch

For sale:

Penis Enlargement pump

-mint condition
-never taken out of package
-backed with 3 year warranty

Mr.Magnetichead wrote:$700

I'll let you have both for $400.00 US.

All right, final deal. $350.00 plus shipping.

That's the best I can do.

What do you say? We got a deal or what?

Heh, you should wait for his response before you take down the price. And take it down in small numbers, just so you piss him off and finally make him crack.

Captain Mazda wrote:Heh, you should wait for his response before you take down the price. And take it down in small numbers, just so you piss him off and finally make him crack.

Can you please quit posting in ths thread?

Thanks in advance.

Just a sales tip

Captain Mazda wrote:Just a sales tip

I found a thread that you can post in!

http://quake3world.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=15589

I don't know Kracus, lol :icon25:

I'll leave now

Put out or get out.

Don Carlos wrote:No you cant!

Gramps, if this had been 5 weeks ago i would have had them off you

Same. :icon8: Just upgraded.

Build another PC....

(Brian runs up to Harry the beard seller's stall and hurriedly grabs an
artificial beard.)
Brian: How much? Quick!
Harry: What?
Brian: It's for the wife.
Harry: Oh. Twenty shekels.
Brian: Right.
Harry: What?
Brian: (putting down 20 shekels) There you are.
Harry: Wait a moment.
Brian: What?
Harry: We're supposed to haggle.
Brian: No, no, I've got to ...
Harry: What do you mean, no?
Brian: I haven't time, I've got to get ...
Harry: Give it back then.
Brian: No, no, I paid you.
Harry: Burt!
(Burt appears. He is very big.)
Burt: Yeah?
Harry: This bloke won't haggle.
Burt: (looking around) Where are the guards?
Brian: Oh, all right ... I mean do we have to ...
Harry: Now I want twenty for that ...
Brian: I gave you twenty.
Harry: Now are you telling me that's not worth twenty shekels?
Brian: No.
Harry: Feel the quality, that's none of yer goat.
Brian: Oh ... I'll give you nineteen then.
Harry: No, no. Do it properly.
Brian: What?
Harry: Haggle properly. This isn't worth nineteen.
Brian: You just said it was worth twenty.
Harry: Burt!!
Brian: I'll give you ten.
Harry: That's more like it.
(outraged) Ten!? Are you trying to insult me? Me? With a poor dying
grandmother...Ten!?!
Brian: Eleven.
Harry: Now you're getting it. Eleven!?! Did I hear you right? Eleven? This
cost me twelve. You want to ruin me?
Brian: Seventeen.
Harry: Seventeen!
Brian: Eighteen?
Harry: No, no, no. You go to fourteen now.
Brian: Fourteen.
Harry: Fourteen, are you joking?
Brian: That's what you told me to say.
(Harry registers total despair.)
Tell me what to say. Please.
Harry: Offer me fourteen.
Brian: I'll give you fourteen.
Harry: (to onlookers) He's offering me fourteen for this!
Brian: Fifteen.
Harry: Seventeen. My last word. I won't take a penny less, or strike me
dead.
Brian: Sixteen.
Harry: Done. (He grasps Brian's hand and shakes it.) Nice to do business
with you. Tell you what, I'll throw in this as well. (He gives
Brian a gourd.)
Brian: I don't want it, but thanks.
Harry: Burt!
Burt: (reappearing rapidly) Yes?
Brian: All right! All right!! Thank you.
Harry: Where's the sixteen then?
Brian: I already gave you twenty.
Harry: Oh yes ... that's four I owe you then. (starts looking for change)
Brian: It's all right, it doesn't matter.
Harry: Hang on.
(Pause as Harry can't find change. Brian sees a pair of prowling Romans.)
Brian: It's all right, that's four for the gourd -- that's fine!
Harry: Four for the gourd. Four!!!! Look at it, that's worth ten if it's
worth a shekel.
Brian: You just gave it to me for nothing.
Harry: Yes, but it's *worth* ten.
Brian: All right, all right.
Harry: No, no, no. It's not worth ten. You're supposed to argue. "What?
Ten for that, you must be mad!"
(Brian pays ten, runs off with the gourd, and fixes the beard on his face.)
Ah, well there's one born every minute.

stocktroll wrote:
so i can post pics of a cleanly shaven cunt?

Yes, but no pic's of George W bush.