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Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 4:42 am
by mjrpes
After diagnosing her, physicians discovered that the fetus was dead and has congenital deformity and the mother was in a condition of parturition.
This sentence was not written for the layman. Shame on you Mr. Journalist!
Oh wait, it's not even full grammatical correction.
Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 4:44 am
by mjrpes
Definition of Parturition
Parturition: Childbirth, the process of delivering the baby and placenta from the uterus to the vagina to the outside world. Also called labor and delivery, Mr. I Write for the Masses Journalist.
Parturition comes from the Latin parturire, "to be ready to bear young" and is related to partus, the past participle of parere, "to produce."
Re: Frog baby
Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 4:59 am
by Freakaloin
somebody ban this moron!...
Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 5:27 am
by glossy
bitWISE wrote:AmIdYfReAk wrote:Teaches her for having sex with the "Frog prince"
:/
Doctor: Uh, you do know the fable only says to kiss the frog right?
but with a tongue like that....

Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 9:03 am
by mrd
That's gross... his eyes are the worst part.
Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 9:31 am
by Massive Quasars
riddla wrote:yet you are opposed to the death penalty. sweet hypocrisy.
moron alert
Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 12:25 pm
by phantasmagoria
This was pretty much the last thing I looked at last night before bed and I had a dream about being surrounded by hundreds of them. They were all crawling towards me and dying and more climbed ontop of the dead and died in exactly the same spot, this kept happening and they kept dying ontop of each other and building up this massive wall of dead frog babies. I didn't like it

Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 12:31 pm
by Foo
Moral of the story is, you have an invisible forcefield which annihilates deformed children.
A rather specialist ability, but you never know when it could come in handy. You should probably give Doc Xavier a ring.
Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 1:13 pm
by Transient
When deformed baby freaks start invading Earth, I know who to call.
Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 2:49 pm
by Yeando
Creepy, but it proves what drugs can do.
Anyway, that kid could have made millions if a movie was made of......
:icon32:
Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 2:52 pm
by losCHUNK
loffle