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Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 8:38 pm
by +JuggerNaut+
plained wrote:
+JuggerNaut+ wrote:i'll post this again:

i'm laughing that your company and/or upper management keeps you in that position.
and i laff at you
whoa, nice troll

Re: lol, got sent home from work

Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 8:39 pm
by +JuggerNaut+
losCHUNK wrote:
+JuggerNaut+ wrote:
losCHUNK wrote:lol, spose they cant find another idiot to do it

not sure if you know who comet are but its an electrical retail company in the UK
yer, i googled ;)
coo mang, its a pretty cosey job but it was meant to last me till i finished uni... finished fulltime education a yr back so its time for a change :]

just really dont know what i want to do yet, its kind of a pisser :(
yer i hear ya there. it's just funny they keep you at that position with the crap you've been pulling. good comedy. you should take some vids.

Re: lol, got sent home from work

Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 8:44 pm
by 4days
+JuggerNaut+ wrote:yer i hear ya there. it's just funny they keep you at that position with the crap you've been pulling. good comedy. you should take some vids.
if you ever go into a branch of comet, you'll recognise immediately that chunk is one of their most mature and responsible employees.

Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 8:47 pm
by +JuggerNaut+
probably akin to our Best Buy or Circuit City here in the states.

Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 8:54 pm
by Underpants?
Good angle-- not a female was it? how hard is your job :olo: chunkey?

Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 8:57 pm
by losCHUNK
managing 10 people at the mo, rotas, deliveries (customer + store), stock transfers, new line products, merchandising, store openings, store refurbs, service etc

Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 9:01 pm
by HM-PuFFNSTuFF
lol nice one

Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 9:55 pm
by Guest
losCHUNK wrote:bout 2 yrs ago next door to our place was a garage which had an air compressor

we gave a new starter (she was a dumb bitch) a 2 ltr bottle and told her to fill it with compressed air

she come back 5 mins later "here you go"

Reminded me when I was working at a dry cleaning ( clothes ) cie.
We used to send them to a shop across the street with a 5 gallons bucket to have it fill with steam for the press. That trick worked all the time.

Re: lol, got sent home from work

Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 10:13 pm
by Geebs
losCHUNK wrote:headlight fluid aswell, thats another one
If you get takeout, you can always get them to order the Cream of Sum Yung Gai

Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 11:02 pm
by brisk
haha, what an idiot. good job chunk.

Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 11:28 pm
by losCHUNK
just remembered i set up a 'union' a few weeks back

if they bring that up its gunna be hard to explain :/

Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 11:29 pm
by Guest
lol how did you set up a union?

Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 11:31 pm
by losCHUNK
told a load of newbies that my mate (bob) was head of a union, that after there training period finishes they would have a better chance of being kept on because bob would fight there case for them

they also get a free pair of trousers

and i got 7 application forms

Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 11:33 pm
by Guest
rofl so are you going to charge them a union rate or something in a couple months? That'd be golden. Like 2$ per paycheck, you'd make a mint lol.

Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 11:37 pm
by losCHUNK
tbh i never thought that far ahead lol, it was just me on a lunchbreak with 1 of the boys

told him the bullshit story and the next thing i know he tells his new mates

then have to keep a straight face when i told them what they had to put on there application forms

just the usual stuff

sexual preference

sex: male/female/both

finger length.....

Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 11:37 pm
by +JuggerNaut+
losCHUNK wrote: they also get a free pair of trousers

and i got 7 application forms
:olo: :olo:

Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 11:52 pm
by Guest
That's pretty funny shit, if anything your employers should be happy you're working there since you obviously have fun.

lol

Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 1:09 am
by Grandpa Stu
that's golden. if i was an employer i'd love to have someone with a good sense of humor around.

Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 1:57 am
by hate
shoulda went for the bj

Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 2:47 am
by R00k
My post got deleted.

But next time ask for some piston return springs. :icon14:

Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 2:49 am
by Guest
Type-R valvesprings :olo:


aaah, Honda jokes :)

Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 3:54 am
by Scourge
:olo: Jeez, Chunk, hope they don't go too hard on you.

Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 11:17 am
by MKJ
fingerlength :olo:

Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 11:27 am
by Massive Quasars
lol chunk

Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 11:29 am
by Ryoki
scourge34 wrote::olo: Jeez, Chunk, hope they don't go too hard on you.