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bitWISE wrote:Now this is the kind of girl I would go to jail for:



(note tnf, take it easy on me, she really isn't jailbate)

Say, what a pretty transvestite.

Iccy (temp) wrote:I love threads like this, you can tell who browses porn all day and who deals with real life women.

When a male dolphin is interested in you, about the only thing you can do, if you are male, is to masturbate him. (Unfortunately, I cannot speak for the female of the human species... it seems women just don't like dolphins enough... so I cannot say for sure if it is safe to mate with them. I would suspect not, due to a dolphins size, but then again, I cannot say for a woman.) WARNING! In the considerations of safety, you should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can come as far as 14 feet) would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death. Unless you are the masochistic type, you will have a hard time explaining your predicament to the doctors in the emergency ward....

A male dolphin's member is roughly S-shaped, tapered at the end. If you are in the water with them, it is best to support the dolphin on his side, just under the water, with one hand, and handle him with the other. Male dolphins, I find, tend to prefer the base of the penis to be gently massaged and squeezed, as well as gently rubbed along it's length. It feels very much like the rest of the dolphin (ie. smooth and rubbery to the touch, but firmer). It doesn't take long for the male to ejaculate, around 40 seconds to a minute, and this is usually accompanied by either shuddering just prior to ejaculating, and thrusting and tail-arching during ejaculation. The force of ejaculation can be powerful at times, so it is best to keep your face out of the line of fire, or keep his member underwater. You can attempt to lick and suck on the end of it while masturbating as well, but be warned, do not try to give full throat, and get the hell out of the way before he ejaculates! A male dolphin could snap your neck in an accidental thrust, and that would be the end of that relationship.

Foo wrote:

Iccy (temp) wrote:I love threads like this, you can tell who browses porn all day and who deals with real life women.

When a male dolphin is interested in you, about the only thing you can do, if you are male, is to masturbate him. (Unfortunately, I cannot speak for the female of the human species... it seems women just don't like dolphins enough... so I cannot say for sure if it is safe to mate with them. I would suspect not, due to a dolphins size, but then again, I cannot say for a woman.) WARNING! In the considerations of safety, you should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can come as far as 14 feet) would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death. Unless you are the masochistic type, you will have a hard time explaining your predicament to the doctors in the emergency ward....

A male dolphin's member is roughly S-shaped, tapered at the end. If you are in the water with them, it is best to support the dolphin on his side, just under the water, with one hand, and handle him with the other. Male dolphins, I find, tend to prefer the base of the penis to be gently massaged and squeezed, as well as gently rubbed along it's length. It feels very much like the rest of the dolphin (ie. smooth and rubbery to the touch, but firmer). It doesn't take long for the male to ejaculate, around 40 seconds to a minute, and this is usually accompanied by either shuddering just prior to ejaculating, and thrusting and tail-arching during ejaculation. The force of ejaculation can be powerful at times, so it is best to keep your face out of the line of fire, or keep his member underwater. You can attempt to lick and suck on the end of it while masturbating as well, but be warned, do not try to give full throat, and get the hell out of the way before he ejaculates! A male dolphin could snap your neck in an accidental thrust, and that would be the end of that relationship.

cool, i didn't know that

:icon22:

wtf foo

Rollseyes says you did.

bitWISE wrote:Now this is the kind of girl I would go to jail for:



(note tnf, take it easy on me, she really isn't jailbate)

isnt this the chick from

we swallow 5 or 6 ?

What this world needs is a version of photoshop men can run in their brains to get the same effect as all that touch-up they do in magazines.





No, wait, it's called beer.

Giraffe }{unter wrote:

Yuck...skinny ugly wannabe kewl grunge bitch.

reefsurfer wrote:

Giraffe }{unter wrote:

Yuck...skinny ugly wannabe kewl grunge bitch.

.,.... shut the fuck up



youd pump her, dont even try to say you wouldnt

YourGrandpa wrote:

seremtan wrote: if you're gonna pick someone with big breasts who looks like they could be underage but isn't you could have picked someone actually attractive like felicity fey

FFS

You'd make a mess in your tighty whiteys if that girl even talked to you. Who are you trying to kid?

tough guy

[FTF]Pyro wrote:




its just a question if you could handle the time

Not ugly but not very nice looking, and she seems to have horrible tits.

mik0rs wrote:

[FTF]Pyro wrote:




its just a question if you could handle the time

Not ugly but not very nice looking, and she seems to have horrible tits.

..... whats your point

Nerds with high standards so they can use that as a built in excuse as to why they are still virgins.
She's fucking hot and well worth a fuck.

[FTF]Pyro wrote:

mik0rs wrote:

[FTF]Pyro wrote:




its just a question if you could handle the time

Not ugly but not very nice looking, and she seems to have horrible tits.

..... whats your point

That she's not ugly but not very nice looking, and she seems to have horrible tits.

Are you fucking thick?

You also have no taste if that's what you like. There's another point.

She is one ugly sow

Yeah mik0rs is right woo :icon14:

mik0rs is always right

Foo wrote:Rollseyes says you did.

it felt weird....it went from jellyfish to cartilage in like 7 seconds

I'd pass on it.

ctrlnuke wrote:Nerds with high standards so they can use that as a built in excuse as to why they are still virgins.
She's fucking hot and well worth a fuck.

Saying no to that is hardly "high standards", it's more along the lines of "a completely rational decision".
If we're going to generalise lets go with the alternative that some nerds will fuck anything that's not a complete troll and put down others for having some taste.

I added a poll

fat, slim, pink, brown, under age, over age

all the same after a few beers

Also, Mike's built like a brick shithouse and gets ladies.

Hell, I'd be catcher for him any day :icon14: