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Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 12:40 pm
by R00k
Dave wrote:OMG! I just heard they were "prepositioning" FEDERAL rescue workers. Do you think they know something?!?!
One would hope so, this time.

Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 12:57 pm
by Freakaloin
bush has a hurricane machine...he has used it this time to take away attention from the big protests in washington this saturday...katrina for iraq distraction...
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Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 1:06 pm
by plained
i know this is really stupid, but i like to hope everything goen workout fine for everybody

Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 1:06 pm
by Freakaloin
work out fine? rofl...

Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 1:09 pm
by Freakaloin
oh and btw...the hurricane is already starting to weaken...i'm sure bush programmed the machine to weaken the hurricane to a cat1 by the time it hits the shore...just enuff to take the protests off the front pages...

u fucks remember hurricane gilbert? 210 mph...when it hit, it was a pussy storm...

Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 1:19 pm
by Giraffe }{unter
ajerara wrote:Yeah, all the Christian Right people that are always saying these kinds of things are God punishing the evildoers, what do they make of this? They were saying that New Orleans was wicked so it got punished, now Texas? What's their excuse for that one?

Like I said he's trying to finish the job, all the people who evacuated Louisana have in good part moved into Texas for now.

Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 1:36 pm
by Ryoki
I made a haiku about it:

God is a hitman
Smiting from obscure safety
All hippie sinners

Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 1:52 pm
by MKJ
all hippie sinners?

Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 1:59 pm
by Ryoki
Yeah. I considered 'those silly texans' for a while, but decided against it in the end.

Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 2:03 pm
by Ryoki
Maybe this is better:

Baby jesus cries
Strong winds and massive rain
Escape or perish


and perhaps:

Pretty lightning zap
Texan prairy set alight
No more buffaloes


Oh oh, or:

Storm eye approaches
FEMA zerofactors it
Angry cowboys rage

Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 2:13 pm
by Eraser
you have a true talent for this ryoki

Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 2:32 pm
by MKJ
Pretty lightning zap
Texan prairy set alight
No more buffaloes
lol

Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 2:55 pm
by Canis
Ryoki wrote: and perhaps:

Pretty lightning zap
Texan prairy set alight
No more buffaloes
:olo: that's awesome!!! :D

Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 2:58 pm
by Transient
Ryoki wrote:Pretty lightning zap
Texan prairy set alight
No more buffaloes
LOL

Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 3:18 pm
by Freakaloin
wind speeds are dying out quick...storm will be pussified and hit in nomans land on saturday...in the mean time...ppl here in austin r even freaking out...stores running out of water...long lines for gas...lakes being evacuated...WHAT A BUNCH OF FUCKING MORONS...WE ARE 200 MILES INLAND...

Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 4:22 pm
by +JuggerNaut+
Freakaloin wrote:wind speeds are dying out quick...storm will be pussified and hit in nomans land on saturday...in the mean time...ppl here in austin r even freaking out...stores running out of water...long lines for gas...lakes being evacuated...WHAT A BUNCH OF FUCKING MORONS...WE ARE 200 MILES INLAND...
nice try, but no.

Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 4:34 pm
by Canis
Freakaloin wrote:wind speeds are dying out quick...storm will be pussified and hit in nomans land on saturday...in the mean time...ppl here in austin r even freaking out...stores running out of water...long lines for gas...lakes being evacuated...WHAT A BUNCH OF FUCKING MORONS...WE ARE 200 MILES INLAND...
MAybe it will go inland and hit you, and maybe you'll die. Then we wont have to deal with your bullshit anymore. That would be awesome! :)

Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 4:42 pm
by Giraffe }{unter
Freakaloin wrote:wind speeds are dying out quick...storm will be pussified and hit in nomans land on saturday...in the mean time...ppl here in austin r even freaking out...stores running out of water...long lines for gas...lakes being evacuated...WHAT A BUNCH OF FUCKING MORONS...WE ARE 200 MILES INLAND...
maybe they are concerned because the storm was spanning a 200 mile area? Maybe the Red Cross will allow you to water ski out on the back of their rescue row boat :D

Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 4:59 pm
by Freakaloin
Canis wrote:
Freakaloin wrote:wind speeds are dying out quick...storm will be pussified and hit in nomans land on saturday...in the mean time...ppl here in austin r even freaking out...stores running out of water...long lines for gas...lakes being evacuated...WHAT A BUNCH OF FUCKING MORONS...WE ARE 200 MILES INLAND...
MAybe it will go inland and hit you, and maybe you'll die. Then we wont have to deal with your bullshit anymore. That would be awesome! :)
u got so crushed in my other thread u have to resort to shit like this eh? roflmao...

Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 5:05 pm
by Freakaloin
Giraffe }{unter wrote:
Freakaloin wrote:wind speeds are dying out quick...storm will be pussified and hit in nomans land on saturday...in the mean time...ppl here in austin r even freaking out...stores running out of water...long lines for gas...lakes being evacuated...WHAT A BUNCH OF FUCKING MORONS...WE ARE 200 MILES INLAND...
maybe they are concerned because the storm was spanning a 200 mile area? Maybe the Red Cross will allow you to water ski out on the back of their rescue row boat :D
okay moron...u know nothing about hurricanes...

hurricanes are weak and pathetic about 50 miles or less in...i know...i was 50 miles inland on the northwest side of hurricane alicia back in 83...100 foot pine trees snapped all around (prolly 1 and 40) us, but it was more fun then scary...hell, my dad and i even got in the car and drove around while the hurricane was still blowing with winds speeds around 50-70 mph(all over houston). this storm will be a cat 2 or 3 tops when it hits...just about like alicia...no big deal...time to grow up junior...

Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 5:06 pm
by Giraffe }{unter
Me crushed where? id did not realize, please point it out to me so I may feel your crushing in all it's glory.

Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 5:06 pm
by Freakaloin
canis moron...read harder next time little boy...

Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 5:07 pm
by Giraffe }{unter
you got it pops.

Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 5:09 pm
by Freakaloin
u might be right...ur mom was a whore...i personally saw here fuck 4 black dudes in one sitting...

Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 5:10 pm
by +JuggerNaut+
Freakaloin wrote:u might be right...ur mom was a whore...i personally saw here fuck 4 black dudes in one sitting...
eye-dee-ten-tee