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pete i have a theory

if you play in the main road you get to see if god exists

prove me wrong boy, prove me wrong

Memphis wrote:Thunder isn't lightning

You

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Off

Dammit

I know but how do you call a thunder storm , ,a lightning storm in your area? OK sorry I said a thunder develop the energy I should have said the lighning stroke.
Pete

pete wrote:Also I am not Benjamin Franklin but…
Isn’t there a way to encapsulate the energy force with a type of generator/batteries
when we have violent types of thunder storms.
I read that when a thunder strikes it is hotter than the surface of the sun…Is it true?
Pete

holy shit NOBODY HAS EVER THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE.

think of all the wasted energy that has been hitting the earth for thousands and millions of years with nary an effort to utilize it...

here's the simple way to do it pete -

during the next lightning storm, go get a golf club, preferrably a 5 iron (but even a pitching wedge will work). Peel off the rubber handle to minimize resistance.

Get to the roof of a tall building and hold the club above your head.

Using wires and alligator clips to attach about 50 car batteries to yourself...be sure to have the positive terminal hooked to your right nipple and the negative terminal hooked onto your left testicle, unless you have only one - then hook it to that one.

Wait for the lighting to hit the golf club, the current will travel through you and then through the wires and the ions in the batteries will go across the salt bridges and the potential will be restored and you will have newly charged car batteries that will be useful to power innovation to move cars down the hill on the track.

viola.

tnf wrote:

pete wrote:Also I am not Benjamin Franklin but…
Isn’t there a way to encapsulate the energy force with a type of generator/batteries
when we have violent types of thunder storms.
I read that when a thunder strikes it is hotter than the surface of the sun…Is it true?
Pete

holy shit NOBODY HAS EVER THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE.

think of all the wasted energy that has been hitting the earth for thousands and millions of years with nary an effort to utilize it...

here's the simple way to do it pete -

during the next lightning storm, go get a golf club, preferrably a 5 iron (but even a pitching wedge will work). Peel off the rubber handle to minimize resistance.

Get to the roof of a tall building and hold the club above your head.

Using wires and alligator clips to attach about 50 car batteries to yourself...be sure to have the positive terminal hooked to your right nipple and the negative terminal hooked onto your left testicle, unless you have only one - then hook it to that one.

Wait for the lighting to hit the golf club, the current will travel through you and then through the wires and the ions in the batteries will go across the salt bridges and the potential will be restored and you will have newly charged car batteries that will be useful to power innovation to move cars down the hill on the track.

viola.

Thanks for your invaluable knowledge/help
Sir sarcastic TNF
Can't we just play it in a brainstorm kind of thoughts.
That's what I meant to do in the beginning, I should have said so.
Pete

pete the problem with brainstorming here is that you've ignored some of the most fundamental issues wrong with your initial idea. until you point them out and address them, brainstorming anything is a waste of time.

tnf wrote:pete the problem with brainstorming here is that you've ignored some of the most fundamental issues wrong with your initial idea. until you point them out and address them, brainstorming anything is a waste of time.

What do you think of this?
http://www.axcessnews.com/technology_011505b.shtml

good evening pete.

i have emailed the city planning comission here with some of the details with your idea. i will let you know what we find out.

tnf wrote:good evening pete.

i have emailed the city planning comission here with some of the details with your idea. i will let you know what we find out.

Hope you haven't forgot to send them my esquisse with it so they will understand it