i remember in primary school

Post by **phantasmagoria** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 8:18 pm

i do indeed. my friend, Ben Tyreman and I were prime targets for people like him.

Post by **losCHUNK** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 8:19 pm

in school, if the teacher never played it was full contact rugby, but if he did then we had to tap his legs and he would drop

so i tapped and he didnt drop, was like WTF you HAXoR

and he just grinned, this is my fucking teacher, also my form tutour and he grinned at a 15yo because he tackled his bum ass

anyway, i may of been a pretty big kid and not able to move to fast but i knew how to tackle

so i broke his knee

Post by **phantasmagoria** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 8:20 pm

losCHUNK wrote:
phantasmagoria wrote:In art for homework we had to draw a member of our family. Christopher Quinlan hadn't done his and his excuse was that noone in his family would keep still and he didnt have chance to draw them.

I asked him why he didn't draw his dead grandad who'd died a few weeks earlier.

That'll get him back for stealing a tenner and my complete collection of Tazzos, including Tazzo Slammer. Cunt

Took me weeks and about a hundred packets of walkers crisps to get all those Tazzos, and the Slammer was limited edition from a petrol station.

Post by **losCHUNK** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 8:20 pm

i was also off the school rugby team after that... fucking queer

Post by **phantasmagoria** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 8:21 pm

fucking lol

Post by **phantasmagoria** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 8:21 pm

should have made you captain with a tackle like that

Post by **losCHUNK** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 8:23 pm

innit

he played for cross keys rugby club aswell, so i think i hurt his manhood a bit

but nah, i went low, dug in and put all my weight into his knee, lifteed him clean up and he flew over my shoulder

but because it wasnt 'full contact rugby' i was off the team and banned from games

Post by **phantasmagoria** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 8:25 pm

i'd have probably made a good rugby player. i enjoyed it at primary school and i have the right build. too bad my secondary school was more into football and gymnastics. Both things i hate with a passion. Along with the teacher, Mr Yuille who completely destroyed any interest i had with PE by being a general wanker and ignoring all but about three students

Post by **losCHUNK** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 8:25 pm

and when i was put in detention for a week for spraying graffiti like 'jesus was gay' on the chapel

but the library was closed for a month so they put me in the spanish reserve room instead without supervision

dumb fucking dickheads didnt realise that they left me with a TV and arial socket... then i found the video

so for a week i was watching TV and bringing my own vids in

Post by **phantasmagoria** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 8:27 pm

class

ezekiel who used to post here used to go to a religious school. He stole a jesus statue from the chapel and burned all but the arms, and then returned them to the chapel charred and melted

Post by **losCHUNK** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 8:27 pm

phantasmagoria wrote:i'd have probably made a good rugby player. i enjoyed it at primary school and i have the right build. too bad my secondary school was more into football and gymnastics. Both things i hate with a passion.

we played footy aswell, that was a good laugh especially if you were on the same team as your mates

we just used to hack people down and do roley poleys on the pitch

rugby was def the most fun though

Post by **phantasmagoria** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 8:29 pm

i didnt mind playing football with people i knew, when we were all shit at it together and nobody really cared about the score or any sort of tactics. When I had to play it with people who were good at and into it I completely lost interest and started to hate having to play it.

Post by **losCHUNK** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 8:29 pm

phantasmagoria wrote:class

ezekiel who used to post here used to go to a religious school. He stole a jesus statue from the chapel and burned all but the arms, and then returned them to the chapel charred and melted

i went to a roman catholic school cus hardly no where else would have me :/

we had nuns and they were EVIL

if you were gunna be punished by a nun you would get a ruler across the back of the knuckles... especially sister mary, she was a WHORE, which is why i started spraying the chapel after she left :]

Post by **losCHUNK** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 8:32 pm

phantasmagoria wrote:i didnt mind playing football with people i knew, when we were all shit at it together and nobody really cared about the score or any sort of tactics. When I had to play it with people who were good at and into it I completely lost interest and started to hate having to play it.

yer same as me, but everyone knew i couldnt give 2 shits so they just stopped giving me the ball

school rugby team was fun though, we had the teacher telling us what we should do and how we should counter... we got on the pitch and all we were interested in was causing as much damage as possible... scoreline didnt matter

i think its because the team were just me and my mates, so we just done it for a prat about

remember when we were playing hartridge (which is supposed to be the hardest school in newport and i lasted there for 1 month) and carl perrings got sent off because he started humping the other coaches leg

Post by **phantasmagoria** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 8:32 pm

my school was supposedly pretty good, it was labelled a beacon school and we had other schools coming round to see how great our school was. if my school was supposedly one of the best in the area, one which was shit would have probably ended in mass murder.

Post by **phantasmagoria** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 8:35 pm

losCHUNK wrote:
phantasmagoria wrote:i didnt mind playing football with people i knew, when we were all shit at it together and nobody really cared about the score or any sort of tactics. When I had to play it with people who were good at and into it I completely lost interest and started to hate having to play it.
school rugby team was fun though, we had the teacher telling us what we should do and how we should counter... we got on the pitch and all we were interested in was causing as much damage as possible... scoreline didnt matter

as protest when we played football i used to intentionally forget my trainers, which means that the teacher forced us to play in either our bare feet, or our school shoes. So i used to play in my school shoes which were steel toe capped boots. I was forced to go in goal because i caused too much injury (and was too crap) to play on the field. I caused some fairly major bruised shins

Post by **losCHUNK** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 8:37 pm

fucking win

in our school they used to give us shit from the lost and found box

so your shoes prolly wouldve been 1 size 8 nike and 1 size 10 reebok

Post by **CrinklyArse** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 8:43 pm

lol.. my school aint that rebelious

Post by **losCHUNK** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 8:50 pm

man, i cant find 1 pic of my school... its been knocked down now n all

Post by **phantasmagoria** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 9:02 pm

only one i could find:

Post by **phantasmagoria** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 9:02 pm

our badge:

Post by **losCHUNK** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 9:05 pm

found the website for the new school though

http://www.sjhs.newport.sch.uk/

If these named students continue to train hard and remain enthusiastic about athletics
we may even see their names appear in the London 2012 Olympics.

thats in the 'sports day' section and is the biggest load of shit i have ever read

Post by **losCHUNK** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 9:16 pm

and ive read kracus posts

Post by **losCHUNK** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 9:19 pm

our school bus was a bright pea green mini van with 'the lords taverners' written in 2 foot white letters on both sides

god that was ghey

Post by **CrinklyArse** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 9:36 pm

i board (sp?)

yes i am bored.