the party is almost over...

[shaft]

The way you guys constantly belittle Geoffory's feeble attempt at being a mediocre house-dad really shows your sexist stereotype of gender roles. I feel sorry for your spouses if you truly believe the shit troll him with. Although that could explain why most of you are sexless internet nerds.

[shaft]

Hey dipshit... I'm not counting my garage or the extra room I built as sqft... I do count the rooms and bathroom we added when we firsted moved in which is not being recorded with the county. If I did count the garage and new room we would have about 5500 sq ft...

calm down dipshit, your house is such a piecemeal shitshack no one could ever truly tell how many sqft it is...

[scared?]

Well it's true the house has had at least 5 major renovations. It actually started off as a 1200sqft one story vacation lake house. But that just adds character u chumpy cunt...

[syp0s]

The way you guys constantly belittle Geoffory's feeble attempt at being a mediocre house-dad really shows your sexist stereotype of gender roles. I feel sorry for your spouses if you truly believe the shit troll him with. Although that could explain why most of you are sexless internet nerds.

Nothing to do with gender roles. I'd say the same to a stay-at-home-mum who spent ten years boasting how much money her husband earned.

It has to do with being glad of your mediocrity. Nothing disgusts me more.

I can't speak for anyone else, however.

[scared?]

It has to do with being glad of your mediocrity. Nothing disgusts me more.

This dipshit thinks he's channeling Antonio Salieri... Grow the fuck up fruit cake...

[losCHUNK]

The way you guys constantly belittle Geoffory's feeble attempt at being a mediocre house-dad really shows your sexist stereotype of gender roles. I feel sorry for your spouses if you truly believe the shit troll him with. Although that could explain why most of you are sexless internet nerds.

Nothing to do with gender roles. I'd say the same to a stay-at-home-mum who spent ten years boasting how much money her husband earned.

It has to do with being glad of your mediocrity. Nothing disgusts me more.

I can't speak for anyone else, however.

Taking pride in yourself for others work n all, ever hear geoff be thankful to his wife ?. Then there's the whole overstating things, being content with being a bum whilst someone else keeps him funded etc.

[shaft]

By his incessant bragging he is obviously proud to have a spouse who makes enough to enable him to raise their kids, but hes a lying if he claims its paradise. That shit is hard work and you can't walk away from it at the end of the day. My guess is he is looking forward to his change in career he is just too scared to admit it.


When I said mediocre I only meant it in so far as how well he does it (zing!). Stepping up and taking a decade or so out of your lives to raise your own children is hardly mediocrity. Being a mediocre parent is far worse. Any dipshit can have a kid. I know plenty of people who have kids who dump them off at the sitters every chance they get like raising their child is a bother. Nothing saddens me more.

[YourGrandpa]

So a 2,400 sqft house with a three season porch added to the back. Almost like Geoff and his converted garage.

I'm sure even an augmentative, antagonistic cunt like yourself couldn't deny that a fully enclosed CBS room with attached trussed roof, wall/ceiling insulation, complete electrical and A/C is living space.

[shaft]

I suppose it doesn't really matter in the climate you live in but in the rest of the civilized world if it isn't heated (under air) its a glorified porch. Why not add your garage to the total also?

[YourGrandpa]

WTF are you on about? There's approximately 2,400 under air/heat and 3080 under roof. Those are two very distinct and relevant totals. You said there was no way my home was 3000 sqft. I proved it was. Now you're moronically arguing because you can't admit you're wrong and move on.

Fuck off...

[plained]

By his incessant bragging he is obviously proud to have a spouse who makes enough to enable him to raise their kids, but hes a lying if he claims its paradise. That shit is hard work and you can't walk away from it at the end of the day. My guess is he is looking forward to his change in career he is just too scared to admit it.


When I said mediocre I only meant it in so far as how well he does it (zing!). Stepping up and taking a decade or so out of your lives to raise your own children is hardly mediocrity. Being a mediocre parent is far worse. Any dipshit can have a kid. I know plenty of people who have kids who dump them off at the sitters every chance they get like raising their child is a bother. Nothing saddens me more.

nang!

[shaft]

WTF are you on about? There's approximately 2,400 under air/heat and 3080 under roof. Those are two very distinct and relevant totals. You said there was no way my home was 3000 sqft. I proved it was. Now you're moronically arguing because you can't admit you're wrong and move on.

Fuck off...

Ok Bryan. I didn't mean to dump on your little house. Stop getting so defensive

[scared?]

The only square footage that counts is climate controlled and connected to rest of the house...so ur house is 2400 sqft... So basically u need to rethink what u thought about my house and urs... Got it?... K thx...

Also I win... ...

[Eraser]

By his incessant bragging he is obviously proud to have a spouse who makes enough to enable him to raise their kids, but hes a lying if he claims its paradise. That shit is hard work and you can't walk away from it at the end of the day. My guess is he is looking forward to his change in career he is just too scared to admit it.


When I said mediocre I only meant it in so far as how well he does it (zing!). Stepping up and taking a decade or so out of your lives to raise your own children is hardly mediocrity. Being a mediocre parent is far worse. Any dipshit can have a kid. I know plenty of people who have kids who dump them off at the sitters every chance they get like raising their child is a bother. Nothing saddens me more.

I think you're taking this way too seriously

[YourGrandpa]

Ok Bryan. I didn't mean to dump on your little house. Stop getting so defensive

Says the guy who is wrong and can't admit it. Don't spend too much time in denial.

[YourGrandpa]

The only square footage that counts is climate controlled and connected to rest of the house...so ur house is 2400 sqft... So basically u need to rethink what u thought about my house and urs... Got it?... K thx...

Also I win... ...

Total square footage is the TOTAL SQUARE FOOTAGE. How could that possibly be a measurement that anyone would disregard? And I'd only need to rethink my thoughts about your house if it was considerably larger than you've previously stated.

You win the too many people live too close together award.

[scared?]

Okay then I have 5,500 total square footage... Is that enough?...

[Ryoki]

Jesus, is this what you turn into when you buy a house?

After i bought mine i already kind of noticed the sudden urge to discuss things like interior design, the pros and cons of different building techniques, the best place to buy a new kitchen and various well known and not so well known tax avoidance schemes with my friends - who inescapably answer my attempts at such conversation with bleak, irritated looks and profound silence - but i'll be goddamned if i turn into the kind of cretin that would discuss the proper way to calculate square meters.

[shaft]

There is only one way to calculate based on the ANSI standard. Which keeps shady cunts from selling thier house with inflated numbers and people with baby dicks from boasting on Internet forums.

[Tsakali]

Lol when I was in the market I watched a lot of home improvement shows. Its just a natural tendency... No need to hide in the closet about it. A home is one if not the biggest investment one makes

[scared?]

I figure if we ever sell this house I'll list it for 100k higher than the Realtor suggests... And when the prospective buyers asks if this or that shit is under code etc, I'll just tell em to take it or leave it motherfuckers... U see that view dipshits?... Next...

[Eraser]

lol, I think people will buy your house despite the dried up brown ditch view, not because of it.

[shaft]

Ok Bryan. I didn't mean to dump on your little house. Stop getting so defensive

Says the guy who is wrong and can't admit it. Don't spend too much time in denial.

Two minutes of searching Google tells me your house is 2,340 sqft and was assessed in 2013 for a market value of 114k. If you can't afford a proper addition to your home don't come here boasting about the size of the lean-to you tacked on the back.

[HM-PuFFNSTuFF]

[shaft]

I think you're taking this way too seriously

Yeah you're right. My bad.