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Re: News Of The Weird(01/31/16)

Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2016 8:31 pm
by Scourge
Doombrain wrote:
Scourge wrote:Hell, since we're all throwing it out there, mines 48.
No it isn't dude. you've miscounted, have a serious heart defect or using poor equipment. Athletes are around 40-50 mark. Mark Cavendish's is 43, FYI.
Yes, it is. It's because I have a very physically demanding job. It's been tested on several different sources. I don't sit around turning screwdrivers like mr. pimp watch.

Re: News Of The Weird(01/31/16)

Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2016 8:32 pm
by scared?
Wait... Doesnt doombrain have man boobs?...

Re: News Of The Weird(01/31/16)

Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2016 8:35 pm
by YourGrandpa
Doombrain wrote: Probably the 100+ miles and the 5000ft of climbing i do on a bike each week has something to do with it.

You're fighting a losing battle. I've been exorcising to high HR zones now for 10 years and i can maintain an avg speed of 19mph over 60 miles with 3000ft of climbing. That takes effort. I'm 6' and 12.2 stone. my last medical body scan and test placed me in the excellent heath band.

Any meat head can join a gym and build muscle so i'm not sure what you're bragging about. Fair enough if you're just saying you were a fat waster last year but now you've managed some tone, good for you. But your block head and horrendous taste can't be pumped out of you.

I'll fix your quote as well, tard.
Sorry, I was texting from my phone today. It auto corrects shit and the screen can be hard to see at times. But you edited this post twice and you're still "in the excellent heath band", tard.

BTW, riding a bike has to be one of the least physically demanding activities ever. You're still a dumpy pile of mush. Keep pedaling, douche. :olo:

Re: News Of The Weird(01/31/16)

Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2016 8:37 pm
by YourGrandpa
Doombrain wrote: Going off what I can over the last few years you've done nothing but try and position yourself as superior to everyone else.
If this isn't the pot calling out the kettle. :olo:

Re: News Of The Weird(01/31/16)

Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2016 8:37 pm
by Scourge
YourGrandpa wrote: Your 1980's hair, shitty tattoos, sweaty wife beater and flabby physique speak volumes about what you may or may not find appealing.

BTW, that's me at the gym sporting my physical improvements. The watch is just my every day wear that seem to be conveniently distracting you idiots from the real story.

Keep hating. :olo:
You can't even see my hair. Have you ever been to Texas in the summer? It's fucking hot, so yeah I sweat and the 'wife beater' is being worn as an undershirt, I took off my uniform shirt to cool off during a break. And you obviously know nothing about tattoos. I'll give you the pudgy part. I have put on a few pounds the last few years. That watch still looks ridiculous.

Re: News Of The Weird(01/31/16)

Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2016 8:37 pm
by Doombrain
YourGrandpa wrote:riding a bike has to be one of the least physically demanding activities ever.
You're really showing yourself up saying shit like this.

Re: News Of The Weird(01/31/16)

Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2016 8:38 pm
by YourGrandpa
scared? wrote:Wait... Doesnt doombrain have man boobs?...
Yes,but he has great calves. :olo:

Re: News Of The Weird(01/31/16)

Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2016 8:38 pm
by scared?
It's true... bike riding is for pussies...

Re: News Of The Weird(01/31/16)

Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2016 8:40 pm
by YourGrandpa
Scourge wrote: You can't even see my hair. Have you ever been to Texas in the summer? It's fucking hot, so yeah I sweat and the 'wife beater' is being worn as an undershirt, I took off my uniform shirt to cool off during a break. And you obviously know nothing about tattoos. I'll give you the pudgy part. I have put on a few pounds the last few years. That watch still looks ridiculous.
Perfect time to take a picture. You have great taste. :olo:

Re: News Of The Weird(01/31/16)

Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2016 8:41 pm
by shaft
scared? wrote:Wait... Doesnt doombrain have man boobs?...
No. That was you in your beach pic.

Re: News Of The Weird(01/31/16)

Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2016 8:44 pm
by Scourge
YourGrandpa wrote:
Scourge wrote: You can't even see my hair. Have you ever been to Texas in the summer? It's fucking hot, so yeah I sweat and the 'wife beater' is being worn as an undershirt, I took off my uniform shirt to cool off during a break. And you obviously know nothing about tattoos. I'll give you the pudgy part. I have put on a few pounds the last few years. That watch still looks ridiculous.
Perfect time to take a picture. You have great taste. :olo:
Yeah, because I was going to publish it in a magazine. :rolleyes: :alert:

Re: News Of The Weird(01/31/16)

Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2016 8:44 pm
by YourGrandpa
Doombrain wrote:
YourGrandpa wrote:riding a bike has to be one of the least physically demanding activities ever.
You're really showing yourself up saying shit like this.
I can get on a bike right now (haven't ridden in years) and ride 50 miles. In a few weeks I'm certain I could ride 100.

Bicycles are for children and people with DUIs. :olo:

Re: News Of The Weird(01/31/16)

Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2016 8:48 pm
by Doombrain
I could join a gym and be bigger than most people in a matter of months, but still keep my ego down and my wife and kids.

Re: News Of The Weird(01/31/16)

Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2016 8:49 pm
by YourGrandpa
Scourge wrote:Yeah, because I was going to publish it in a magazine. :rolleyes: :alert:
You took that terrible picture and shared it on social media. You are a true fashion guru. A true measure of what's hip and stylish. I'm sure you'll be consulting Ralph Lauren in no time. :olo:

Re: News Of The Weird(01/31/16)

Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2016 8:53 pm
by YourGrandpa
Doombrain wrote:I could join a gym and be bigger than most people in a matter of months, but still keep my ego down and my wife and kids.
Give it a shot dumpy. I'm sure you lack the dedication and what it takes physically to achieve any noticeable gains.

Re: News Of The Weird(01/31/16)

Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2016 8:58 pm
by Doombrain
I don't want or need to! being a top heavy meat head is one of the worst things :olo:

Re: News Of The Weird(01/31/16)

Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2016 9:13 pm
by Scourge
YourGrandpa wrote:
Scourge wrote:Yeah, because I was going to publish it in a magazine. :rolleyes: :alert:
You took that terrible picture and shared it on social media. You are a true fashion guru. A true measure of what's hip and stylish. I'm sure you'll be consulting Ralph Lauren in no time. :olo:
You wish you were as cool as I am. By the way, Flava Flav says he wants his clock back.

Re: News Of The Weird(01/31/16)

Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2016 9:15 pm
by YourGrandpa
Doombrain wrote:I don't want or need to! being a top heavy meat head is one of the worst things :olo:
It's okay to admit you can't.

Re: News Of The Weird(01/31/16)

Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2016 9:17 pm
by Captain
YourGrandpa wrote:I can get on a bike right now (haven't ridden in years) and ride 50 miles. In a few weeks I'm certain I could ride 100.

Bicycles are for children and people with DUIs. :olo:
That's because you'd stop every 5 seconds to ogle at young girls, you fat lonely perv.

Re: News Of The Weird(01/31/16)

Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2016 9:18 pm
by Doombrain
It's pathetic that you have to use 'no u' responses. You should just not post.

Re: News Of The Weird(01/31/16)

Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2016 9:20 pm
by YourGrandpa
Scourge wrote:You wish you were as cool as I am. By the way, Flava Flav says he wants his clock back.
You aren't what anyone on the right side of 60 would consider cool. Now go grab a shirt that covers up your flabby tits and a hair cut.

Re: News Of The Weird(01/31/16)

Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2016 9:22 pm
by YourGrandpa
Doombrain wrote:It's pathetic that you have to use 'no u' responses. You should just not post.
Where was the "no u"?

Re: News Of The Weird(01/31/16)

Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2016 9:28 pm
by Captain
Gwamps with his people

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Re: News Of The Weird(01/31/16)

Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2016 9:28 pm
by Doombrain
:olo:

Re: News Of The Weird(01/31/16)

Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2016 9:31 pm
by YourGrandpa
:rolleyes: