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Re: Time for a new project...a pool...

Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 8:21 pm
by xer0s
You too dumb to teach your own kids how to swim?

Re: Time for a new project...a pool...

Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 8:30 pm
by shaft
Instead he pays someone to water-board them...

Re: Time for a new project...a pool...

Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 8:50 pm
by GONNAFISTYA
Muricun-style...

Re: Time for a new project...a pool...

Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 9:03 pm
by scared?
shaft wrote:Instead he pays someone to water-board them...
Sorry u can't afford advance swimming lessons...

And no I couldnt teach an 18 month old to swim in 10 minutes...

Re: Time for a new project...a pool...

Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 9:49 pm
by shaft
scared? wrote:
shaft wrote:Instead he pays someone to water-board them...
Sorry u can't afford advance swimming lessons...

And no I couldnt teach an 18 month old to swim in 10 minutes...
I don't need to. I gave my 2yr old a pamphlet on how to swim, he read it and was swimming 10 minutes later. Maybe if your children didn't have your plebeian genetics you wouldn't have to hire someone to teach them simple skills.

Re: Time for a new project...a pool...

Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 9:57 pm
by scared?
Fuck u and ur two year old moron...

Re: Time for a new project...a pool...

Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 11:09 pm
by DRuM
Summary of page 32 thus far: scared makes a complete idiot of himself.

Re: Time for a new project...a pool...

Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 11:28 pm
by scared?
So electric is done...some moron came and turned all the pumps on and added chemicals to pool...I'm watching my mexicans put up the fence ATM...it's all good for us non poors over here...u?... :olo: ...

Re: Time for a new project...a pool...

Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 11:48 pm
by LawL
Non-poors don't have to build budget above ground pools while living in bumfuckville. You lose again peasant. :olo:

Re: Time for a new project...a pool...

Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2013 3:59 am
by plained
shaft wrote: I don't need to. I gave my 2yr old a pamphlet on how to swim, he read it and was swimming 10 minutes later. Maybe if your children didn't have your plebeian genetics you wouldn't have to hire someone to teach them simple skills.

hehe

Re: Time for a new project...a pool...

Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2013 6:10 am
by Eraser
2yr old and reading, my ass.

Re: Time for a new project...a pool...

Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2013 2:25 pm
by GONNAFISTYA
pfft...

I borrowed a neighbor's 2 year old and taught it to read structural engineering textbooks and now the little fuck is making my pool.

Re: Time for a new project...a pool...

Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2013 2:30 pm
by MKJ
be sure to pay little Juan in tacos

Re: Time for a new project...a pool...

Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2013 3:16 pm
by GONNAFISTYA
I "borrowed" him. It's an unpaid internship.

Re: Time for a new project...a pool...

Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2013 5:23 pm
by plained
so ey how long did the hose stay on for?

its full now tho or what?

Re: Time for a new project...a pool...

Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2013 6:07 pm
by shaft
its still filling..

Re: Time for a new project...a pool...

Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2013 6:28 pm
by scared?
It filled in about 32 hours...

Re: Time for a new project...a pool...

Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2013 6:56 pm
by plained
wow that was pretty fast ey

any idea what it will have cost to fill?

Re: Time for a new project...a pool...

Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2013 7:52 pm
by LawL
scared? wrote:It filled in about 32 hours...
lol pathetic. :olo:

Re: Time for a new project...a pool...

Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2013 10:18 pm
by scared?
Just $200ish since we got an exemption to use hose...lol I win...

Re: Time for a new project...a pool...

Posted: Wed Sep 18, 2013 4:29 am
by LawL
...poorest moron on Q3W award. :olo:

Re: Time for a new project...a pool...

Posted: Wed Sep 18, 2013 5:45 am
by Theftbot
Probably lives over a major fault!

Re: Time for a new project...a pool...

Posted: Wed Sep 18, 2013 6:22 am
by GONNAFISTYA
No. He lives over a major ditch.

Re: Time for a new project...a pool...

Posted: Wed Sep 18, 2013 12:39 pm
by plained
Eraser wrote:2yr old and reading, my ass.
2 year olds can read

seriously

Re: Time for a new project...a pool...

Posted: Wed Sep 18, 2013 12:40 pm
by plained
200ish?

holy mackerel that's a great deal ey!