I don't expect it to be as good as the original of course, I'm just hoping that it will be an entertaining horror film due to Raimi's involvement. And as usual I'll wait until I see it before I decide whether I like it or not.
Re: The last movie you saw
Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2013 12:36 am
by GONNAFISTYA
Fair enough, but I would recommend you see it for free ("try before you buy") and if you think it deserves it THEN give it your money.
I hope I'm making my point clear that if morons blindly give money to these lazy assholes they'll just keep doing what they're doing. I, like you, am hoping it'll be an entertaining horror film, but remakes have shown "not to be trusted" to put it in a way and so far certainly don't deserve to be rewarded due to the blind apathy of brainless morons who insist on helping these hacks slowly ruin a fantastic and universal form of entertainment. Stand up for good cinema for a change.
Re: The last movie you saw
Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2013 1:46 pm
by feedback
GONNAFISTYA wrote:Life Of Pi = 6/10 - It was a mildly entertaining story about a kid in a boat with a tiger he didn't really get along with (and of course the predictable occurs and they make friends...wow...never saw that coming). I have a feeling from the pure nutball fantasy aspect of this story that it was no doubt written by some hack who worked on LOST.
I have no clue why everyone's jizzing their pants over this film. There's nothing special about it at all. Was it because it's trendy these days to get moist and give Oscars to films with Indian characters? The visual effects were indeed beautiful and no doubt deserved the Oscar for their work, but not every shot was well done and some of them look simply awful. I'm also guessing if it weren't for the recent layoffs at the Rhythm and Hues VFX studio that nobody would be really talking about it.
The thing that saves the movie is where it's revealed it was all in his head to deal with the cook killing and eating the sailor, then his mother, and him killing the cook in revenge without completely snapping.
Of course, this reveal would be 10x more interesting if it wasn't so fucking obviously revealed immediately by the reporter
Re: The last movie you saw
Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2013 2:36 pm
by DTS
feedback wrote:...
Of course, this reveal would be 10x more interesting if it wasn't so fucking obviously revealed immediately by the reporter
Your post would be 10x more interesting if it wasn't about that film.
Re: The last movie you saw
Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2013 8:23 pm
by feedback
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It was a nice 7/10 non-offensive watch
Re: The last movie you saw
Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2013 8:45 pm
by GONNAFISTYA
feedback wrote:The thing that saves the movie is where it's revealed it was all in his head to deal with the cook killing and eating the sailor, then his mother, and him killing the cook in revenge without completely snapping.
Of course, this reveal would be 10x more interesting if it wasn't so fucking obviously revealed immediately by the reporter
???
At the very end the writer reads the report from the Japanese insurance adjusters and they, too, chose to believe the story with the tiger.
Did we watch the same movie or was it an alternate ending mixup?
Re: The last movie you saw
Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2013 9:02 pm
by LawL
DTS wrote:Your post would be 10x more interesting if it wasn't about that film.
My penis would be 10x more satisfied if it was in your anus.
A Good Day to Die Harder Another Day Somewhere Else Cause I'm On Vacation Or Somat = 1/10 - Fuck off with this shit. Bruce Willis looked almost as bored as I felt. 1 point for the hot chick.
Re: The last movie you saw
Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:09 am
by Whiskey 7
GONNAFISTYA wrote: ..........1/10 - Fuck off with this shit. Bruce Willis looked almost as bored as I felt. 1 point for the hot chick.
I was looking forward to the new Bruce Willis movie
it gets another point for making me want to see With A Vengeance again.
Re: The last movie you saw
Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2013 1:02 pm
by Ryoki
The Master 6/10
Some really good, perhaps even impressive acting by Joaqim Phoenix and whatever the name was of the dude that played Ron Hubbard - but it wasn't enough to save this movie. It meanders all over the place, going from boring to inexplicable then zooming straight back to superboring like it just doesn't care. Left me wondering if they perhaps cut dozens of scenes that would have given purpose and direction to what seemed like a disjointed collection of scenes. Maybe it was just meant to be like this, a sort of not so very clever analogy to the general random pointlessness of existence and the futility of religion in healing the black holes in the chests of men where their hearts are supposed to be, but whatever.
Re: The last movie you saw
Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2013 1:25 pm
by menkent
Oz the Great and Powerful - 4/10 - kids' movie with the expected "look, I'm in 3D" flourishes.
Re: The last movie you saw
Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2013 7:12 pm
by seremtan
All Ten Hours of Game of Thrones Season Two - 10/10
not i movie but i'm counting the number of fucks i give about that fact and it comes to zero
Re: The last movie you saw
Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2013 7:55 pm
by GONNAFISTYA
How does someone count to zero?
I realize insane programmers try to divide by zero, but how do you actually reach that number in your count?
Do you begin to count and then say,"Fuck it" and spark a joint? Cause that's how I do everything.
Re: The last movie you saw
Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2013 9:39 pm
by Silicone_Milk
GONNAFISTYA wrote:How does someone count to zero?
Count backwards or count forward starting with negative numbers?
Re: The last movie you saw
Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2013 10:14 pm
by Captain
seremtan wrote:All Ten Hours of Game of Thrones Season Two - 10/10
not i movie but i'm counting the number of fucks i give about that fact and it comes to zero
Such a badass.
Re: The last movie you saw
Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2013 8:32 am
by MKJ
Silicone_Milk wrote:
GONNAFISTYA wrote:How does someone count to zero?
Count backwards or count forward starting with negative numbers?
ding
Re: The last movie you saw
Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2013 8:33 am
by MKJ
also, zero-based indices.
Re: The last movie you saw
Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2013 6:30 pm
by seremtan
Captain Mazda wrote:Such a badass.
Re: The last movie you saw
Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2013 6:47 pm
by Captain
seremtan wrote:Sitting here, doing nothing but pissing in the wind. If you' re female, feel free to message me and lift me from the dreary confines of my tiny little mind. Take me somewhere I haven't been. Take me to happiness. I' m looking for companionship, friendship, a partner for life. Here' s hoping the great WWW succeeds where "real" life has failed me so many times.. But then, how do you define "real"? As a poet once said "The only thing perfect in this world is Love..."
As a poet once said, "semencan is a desperate, old pedo"
Re: The last movie you saw
Posted: Sun Mar 17, 2013 11:46 pm
by Silicone_Milk
Skyfall - 4/10
The only gadget was a gun only he could fire? Lame. What happened to submarine cars and laser watches?
Villain was weak. No real plan and was just an off-kilter crybaby.
Too much Bond beating up men, not enough sexy women in minimal clothing.
Q was a scrawny douche.
I miss the over the top James Bond films with the cool weapons, crazy villains, and ridiculous plans.
Re: The last movie you saw
Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2013 5:04 am
by GONNAFISTYA
Re: The last movie you saw
Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2013 3:14 pm
by Plan B
Haven't seen it yet, but sounds like Bond got "real".
Don't think that's a good thing.
For instance, we already have the gritty Bourne series.
And Batman getting all dark and serious.
Good Bond movies always had that light, tongue in cheeck vibe.
Should maintain that vibe to distinguish itself.
