Re: The last movie you saw
Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2013 9:01 am
The Hobbit was perfection, you troglodytes.
yeah saw Life of Pi in 3D - added nothing of value to a dull film. Hobbit is defo worth seeing 3D HFR4days wrote:what did you think of the 3d (assuming you watched it in 3d)? almost tempted to go and see the hobbit just for the 48 frames/3d thing, but the running time put me off.
is he the guy who invented 'mumblecore'?GONNAFISTYA wrote:Judd Apatow
never fear, there should be some spiders and elves and shit... and, judging by this first movie, about 5 hours of asides and footnotes to explain things that don't need explanation (e.g. - oh, orcs are bad now? i missed the memo. good thing we get a half hour of back-story to explain that or i would've been lost.GONNAFISTYA wrote:The Hobbit = 6/10 - It was a decent adventure film. The story was a complete shambles but enjoyable enough. Considering the last shot in the movie shows they're approximately 350 miles from their goal (the mountain far far holy fucking shit that's a long walk far away) I'm hoping the sequels aren't just a bunch of midgets walking.
Could be. I never heard the term before and had to look it up. From the descriptions it's not far off base with Judd Apatow movies: there's a vague script and every scene is basically ad-libbed out-takes and they pick the best take and use it in the movie and then somehow try to tell a story with all these ad-libbed scenes..it's fucking retarded. It's worse than an Adam Sandler production.seremtan wrote:is he the guy who invented 'mumblecore'?GONNAFISTYA wrote:Judd Apatow
sounds like a fag
It's in the book ..LawL wrote:So you already knew about the connection between Thorin and Azog did you dipshit?
.. though of course it had to be explained in the film.He is referred to in a single remark of Gandalf's in The Hobbit: "Your grandfather Thror was killed, you remember, in the mines of Moria by Azog the Goblin."
List_of_Middle-earth_Orcs wrote:He precipitated the War of the Dwarves and Orcs in T.A. 2790 by killing King Thrór [..] In the following years, he was the common enemy of all Dwarves [..] the war he started climaxed in the Battle of Azanulbizar, where he killed Náin, but while fleeing back to the gates of Moria he was caught and beheaded by Náin's son Dáin.
Irrelevant. Not to mention the majority of people seeing the movie wouldn't have read the book. Even so, it wouldn't make sense to not explain the backstory between the two characters whether it was in the book or not.U4EA wrote:It's in the book ..
U4EA wrote:.. though of course it had to be explained in the film.
that's because Azog wasn't even a character in the book so much as a name mentioned once in passing... but in dividing one book into three movies they realized movie #1 didn't have an easily identifiable villain to fill in some cookie-cutter Hollywood Action so what had been a random comment along the likes of "Orcs are dicks." "Totally, bra. Like that one that killed your gwamps." is suddenly half the movie. Instead of them running into a few orcs, as happens from time to time, they're being hunted by Azog the one-armed dwarf raper of legend. The only thing that needed explanation about the subplot was why they included/invented it in the first place.LawL wrote: Irrelevant. Not to mention the majority of people seeing the movie wouldn't have read the book. Even so, it wouldn't make sense to not explain the backstory between the two characters whether it was in the book or not.
yep, that's mumblecoreGONNAFISTYA wrote:Could be. I never heard the term before and had to look it up. From the descriptions it's not far off base with Judd Apatow movies: there's a vague script and every scene is basically ad-libbed out-takes and they pick the best take and use it in the movie and then somehow try to tell a story with all these ad-libbed scenes..it's fucking retarded. It's worse than an Adam Sandler production.
U4EA wrote:*vid*
What an utter load of shit. Movies don't include an explanation as to why a Director/writer/whoever decided to include a particular character, but audiences do need to understand what a major character's significance is to the story. Without this understanding it just wouldn't make sense. You're just being a cunt.menkent wrote:that's because Azog wasn't even a character in the book so much as a name mentioned once in passing... but in dividing one book into three movies they realized movie #1 didn't have an easily identifiable villain to fill in some cookie-cutter Hollywood Action so what had been a random comment along the likes of "Orcs are dicks." "Totally, bra. Like that one that killed your gwamps." is suddenly half the movie. Instead of them running into a few orcs, as happens from time to time, they're being hunted by Azog the one-armed dwarf raper of legend. The only thing that needed explanation about the subplot was why they included/invented it in the first place.
piffle. i wanted a movie of The Hobbit and what I got was LotR Episode 1: The Phantom Ringwraith.LawL wrote:What an utter load of shit. Movies don't include an explanation as to why a Director/writer/whoever decided to include a particular character, but audiences do need to understand what a major character's significance is to the story. Without this understanding it just wouldn't make sense. You're just being a cunt.