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Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 9:43 am
by Nightshade
YourGrandpa wrote:Getting in bar fights in your 30's? With a criminal record?
When do you learn?
A. You need new friends and a new life.
B. You need some mental help.
Either grow up or get help. You're bringing these problems on your self. It seems like you're trying to flush your life down the toilet. Why? You're a smart guy. Use your brain for 1/2 a second when trouble arises. Defending yourself is one thing, but backing some guy who can't control himself around angry women is another. Look at who you hang with, as well as who you are. Can you say that you're proud of how you and your friends reacted? What kind of "man" has to shove a chick to make a point? I'll tell you. A fucking pussy with an inferiority complex. You are obviously hanging out with someone who is not smart enough verbally negotiate the situation or too stupid to walk away. I hope your face feels better and you've taken a well learned lesson away from this. But by proxy, you deserved what you got.
BLNT....
Yeah, OK Gandhi. I'm sure that if a bunch of redneck 'tards jumped you and your imaginary friends that you'd just turn the other cheek. And get your ass stomped.
Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 10:10 am
by MKJ
HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:Canis wrote:tnf wrote:
Unfortunately, it is hard to fake pissing these out...

Oh please....be a man and suck it up!
give the man a break he pissed out a dime ffs
thats what i was thinking

Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 10:46 am
by Pauly
The best medical advice I can offer is DON'T GET INTO A PUB FIGHT BECAUSE YOU MIGHT GET HURT AND GO TO PRISON.
Hope that helps man.
Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 10:58 am
by GONNAFISTYA
YourGrandpa wrote:Getting in bar fights in your 30's? With a criminal record?
When do you learn?
A. You need new friends and a new life.
B. You need some mental help.
Either grow up or get help. You're bringing these problems on your self. It seems like you're trying to flush your life down the toilet. Why? You're a smart guy. Use your brain for 1/2 a second when trouble arises. Defending yourself is one thing, but backing some guy who can't control himself around angry women is another. Look at who you hang with, as well as who you are. Can you say that you're proud of how you and your friends reacted? What kind of "man" has to shove a chick to make a point? I'll tell you. A fucking pussy with an inferiority complex. You are obviously hanging out with someone who is not smart enough verbally negotiate the situation or too stupid to walk away. I hope your face feels better and you've taken a well learned lesson away from this. But by proxy, you deserved what you got.
BLNT....
lol
Redneck, cousin fucking ped0phile giving life advice on fighting trailer trash. That's fuckin rich. :lol:
Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 11:48 am
by diego
Pauly wrote:Calm down saturn !!!! Woah thats one crazy Doctor
lol
Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 1:55 pm
by raw
saturn wrote:raw wrote:I haven't read everything but I have to say, I asked saturn for medical advice once privately and he gave me some sound, trustworthy advice.
I love this man in a non-gay way but if we could make babies, I'd let him give birth to my first born.
I know it was confidential, but was it about your enormous penis that was hurting all that bitches?
Well, not only was it hurting women but I was having serious back pain. You suggested a penis reduction and since I sent you pics, you ensured me I would still have plenty left. Don't worry about the confidentiality.
Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 2:37 pm
by Testoclesius
YourGrandpa wrote:Getting in bar fights in your 30's? With a criminal record?
When do you learn?
A. You need new friends and a new life.
B. You need some mental help.
Either grow up or get help. You're bringing these problems on your self. It seems like you're trying to flush your life down the toilet. Why? You're a smart guy. Use your brain for 1/2 a second when trouble arises. Defending yourself is one thing, but backing some guy who can't control himself around angry women is another. Look at who you hang with, as well as who you are. Can you say that you're proud of how you and your friends reacted? What kind of "man" has to shove a chick to make a point? I'll tell you. A fucking pussy with an inferiority complex. You are obviously hanging out with someone who is not smart enough verbally negotiate the situation or too stupid to walk away. I hope your face feels better and you've taken a well learned lesson away from this. But by proxy, you deserved what you got.
BLNT....
dont get upset just because your man-wife bashes the shit out of you on a regular basis 
SOTN... 
Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 3:16 pm
by saturn
raw wrote:saturn wrote:raw wrote:I haven't read everything but I have to say, I asked saturn for medical advice once privately and he gave me some sound, trustworthy advice.
I love this man in a non-gay way but if we could make babies, I'd let him give birth to my first born.
I know it was confidential, but was it about your enormous penis that was hurting all that bitches?
Well, not only was it hurting women but I was having serious back pain. You suggested a penis reduction and since I sent you pics, you ensured me I would still have plenty left. Don't worry about the confidentiality.

Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 3:30 pm
by Canis
That dfude on the right is just begging for some photoshoppage...
Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 4:25 pm
by sys0p
89h8h9h89
Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 6:56 pm
by Pauly
Why did you edit that sys0p? I thought it was excellent.