Goths who ask goths out. Underpants? 1 Nut

Post by **Underpants?** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 1:31 pm

saturn wrote:haha, your ex fucked another guy. You probably covered your dick in his semen when you banged her at night.

snizzap LOL
:lol: the :lol: smackdown alert has just been upgraded from yellow :lol: to :lol: orange.

Post by **Brian Slade** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 2:32 pm

Nahh seriously I know reading it, it seems like she did bang him. But I know for a fact she never did. But I ditched her cause:
A. She's piled on about 30lbs in the last 6 months
B. She never stops whining.
C. Everyday I was being accused of chatting up girls.
And D. Everyone looks at her and thinks she's about 15.

Post by **seremtan** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 2:36 pm

Brian Slade wrote:I ditched her. Found this Gorgeous Swedish girl I'm interested in.

please to help me wiz my rooksack

Post by **glossy** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 2:42 pm

Brian Slade wrote:Nahh seriously I know reading it, it seems like she did bang him. But I know for a fact she never did. But I ditched her cause:
A. She's piled on about 30lbs in the last 6 months
B. She never stops whining.
C. Everyday I was being accused of chatting up girls.
And D. Everyone looks at her and thinks she's about 15.

i fucked a 15 year old, and there's nothing wrong with that.

Post by **seremtan** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 2:44 pm

Brian Slade wrote:Nahh seriously I know reading it, it seems like she did bang him. But I know for a fact she never did.

it isn't just a river in egypt, chump

Post by **Brian Slade** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 2:47 pm

glossy wrote:
Brian Slade wrote:Nahh seriously I know reading it, it seems like she did bang him. But I know for a fact she never did. But I ditched her cause:
A. She's piled on about 30lbs in the last 6 months
B. She never stops whining.
C. Everyday I was being accused of chatting up girls.
And D. Everyone looks at her and thinks she's about 15.
i fucked a 15 year old, and there's nothing wrong with that.

What about a 19 year old who looks about 12?

Post by **Brian Slade** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 2:47 pm

seremtan wrote:
Brian Slade wrote:Nahh seriously I know reading it, it seems like she did bang him. But I know for a fact she never did.

it isn't just a river in egypt, chump

WTF are you going on about you senile cunt?

Post by **Nightshade** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 2:48 pm

Your denial, you fucking idiot.

Post by **Brian Slade** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 2:49 pm

Not denial, I just created a Profile online and realised I'm a Sex-Magnet. I wouldnt wanna be caught hanging around someone who looks like a Pregnant 12 year old.

Post by **Brian Slade** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 2:50 pm

'FEMALE' Sex Magnet

Post by **Brian Slade** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 2:50 pm

Oh shit...O_o

Post by **^misantropia^** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 3:34 pm

Brian Slade wrote:What about a 19 year old who looks about 12?

What about a 12 year old who looks like she's 19?

Post by **seremtan** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 4:38 pm

the story so far...

Brian Slade wrote:Now usually I wouldnt say this, but I feel well and truly played.

she only told me she liked the guy to see if I still trusted her, which I didnt and so I feel stupid for that, but anyway we made up.

Best of all, she couldnt be happier with me right now either. She's relentlessly talking about becoming committed to me, in other words we're probably gonna be talking about getting married pretty soon.

I ditched her. Found this Gorgeous Swedish girl I'm interested in.

:lol:

Post by **Brian Slade** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 4:47 pm

One of the main reasons I broke up with her was because well, she was having a really hard time dealing with the fact that I was the better looking one in the relationship.
She has a MySpace account, and people kept leaving HER comments on there about ME!
One particular example is this:

"ur bf is drop dead gorgeous! Aww hes so cute..haha I love his hair can I date him lol jk. anyway I like your pro.
Melissa

Now I'm not really up for all this Online Profile Bullshit, it annoys the crap out of me. But she was getting all fucking pissy because I was getting more attention than her on the fucking internet, and she thought that I was chatting to girls, on the fucking internet...NO!
Christ, Why are women always so fucking temperamental?

Post by **GONNAFISTYA** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 5:12 pm

Brian Slade wrote:One of the main reasons I broke up with her was because well, she was having a really hard time dealing with the fact that I was the better looking one in the relationship.

There isn't an icon19 big enough for this steamin, heapin, nutty, brown pile of bullshit. :lol:

Post by **GONNAFISTYA** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 5:16 pm

Brian Slade wrote:....she was getting all fucking pissy ...

Guess who she's fucking tonite now that you're out of the picture?

:lol:

Tonite....while you sit there "interested" in this swedish fantasy you've created to console your inter-feelings...she'll be taking his cock right to the balls. :lol:

Post by **Brian Slade** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 5:18 pm

GONNAFISTYA wrote:
Brian Slade wrote:One of the main reasons I broke up with her was because well, she was having a really hard time dealing with the fact that I was the better looking one in the relationship.
There isn't an icon19 big enough for this steamin, heapin, nutty, brown pile of bullshit. :lol:

Right, Just yesterday I created a Profile online, with pictures of myself. Today I have 240 comments all from girls.
My ex has her Profile since April 18, and has had 14 comments.
On a site with a relitavely equal amount of Guys/Girls

Post by **Brian Slade** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 5:18 pm

I'm hot shit you fat bastard. Deal with it

Post by **saturn** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 5:25 pm

lol, and you've defended your gf a hundred posts that she didn't look like a pre-teen abortion girl

Post by **saturn** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 5:26 pm

you're HAWT evo

Post by **HM-PuFFNSTuFF** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 5:31 pm

i didn't want to say anything mean but your gf wasn't looking good in that last photo you posted of her (the one with the kid in it)

Post by **Brian Slade** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 5:39 pm

saturn wrote:you're HAWT evo

Cheers Saturn, I've been after that picture for ages, to use as a comparison to me now.

Took that 20 seconds ago. Girls like Pink fishnets.

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 5:40 pm

saturn wrote:you're HAWT evo

lol who the hell is that dweeb

Post by **Brian Slade** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 5:40 pm

Post by **saturn** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 5:41 pm