toilet paper

[[xeno]Julios]

"fresh stream of water"

because the water cascading over the beautiful white porcelain is certainly free of any microbial bodies..

They're high pressure flushes and the stream is airborne when it comes out. That's the part I touch.

[mcelf]

How horrified would you be, if you took a dump, then discovered there was no paper. Then you consider going to the store with the embarrassment and indignity of having an un-wiped asshole? Well, it would scare the shit out of me!

[hate]

wouldn't bother julios

he'd just use his fingers

then channel his carnal canine senses

and lick them off

history shows it doesn't affect dogs

[Silicone_Milk]

How horrified would you be, if you took a dump, then discovered there was no paper. Then you consider going to the store with the embarrassment and indignity of having an un-wiped asshole? Well, it would scare the shit out of me!

It really helps to have the foresight to check for toilet paper in the stall BEFORE taking a dump. No toilet paper? Hold it.

Why, just yesterday I had to shit and discovered there was absolutely NO toilet paper in the house. So I got in the car and drove down to the store and picked some up all so I could shit in peace.

[xer0s]

These shitty threads always tend to drag on and on like a nasty shit that needs continuous wiping...

[[xeno]Julios]

does jules not realize that anywhere inside a public toilet where moisture has touched is a sea of nasty? especially including the refill inlet.

any reason to suppose this to be true? If so, I'll stick to bringing a water bottle which I can either wet the tissue with, or use as a hand held bidet.

[tnf]

I don't see how a channel of water prevents real physical contact between the finger and the bunghole. You would need contact for the friction to clean.

[[xeno]Julios]

the water does most of the work, depending on the water pressure - the key is to stretch open the area with the other fingers.

I suppose contact is being made, but it is very minimal, and my finger doesn't look dirty and it doesn't even smell before cleaning it (yes I've smelled it out of curiousity and it was surprisingly odorless even before the day I started using soap to clean my butt). The key is to be very gentle and apply minimal pressure - you can feel when the area is clean since the texture of the skin is not longer slippery with the film of poo.

This sounds gross, but at least try it once before judging. Have some super antibacterial soap at hand or something.

[[xeno]Julios]

I suppose the best way to test whether this is indeed a safe method would be to get one of those UV light thingies that detect bacteria and the like, and see whether there is any on the finger after using my method and washing hands properly. Or speak to someone who knows this stuff.

For all I know, perhaps it isn't safe and I've just been lucky (or have spread germs to other people).

[scared?]

toilet water is clean...cleaner the alot of tap water...but it's still gross to dip ur tp in ti and wipe...if u got one of those nasty crunches, just get some shit on ur ass and shower later...

[[xeno]Julios]

aye I think I'll stick to a water bottle from now on. Avoided it in the past because didn't want to feel self conscious if someone saw me walking in or out with it but fuck it

[tnf]

i don't want to know how you go about determining how you got better results wiping with your hand than using a big wad of soapy and wet tp to wash and then more wet tp to rinse.

[hate]

julios chillin at the pub

[GONNAFISTYA]

Jules I think you'll get better cling-on particle removal if you just go to the powerwash, spend a buck-fifty and blast your starfish & inner butt cheeks with the nozzle. For 50 cents more you can have it waxed.

[[xeno]Julios]

i don't want to know how you go about determining how you got better results wiping with your hand than using a big wad of soapy and wet tp to wash and then more wet tp to rinse.

Well at least once after using the wet TP method, I washed properly after arriving home and noticed there was still a film of matter left in the area. I could tell this because it's easy to tell when you're clean when using finger and water coz the water doesn't "slip".

But admittedly, there've been times when I came home and showered and it felt clean, indicating the TP had done a good job.

I'll pay attention next time I use the TP method and give an honest report.

[xer0s]

[Captain]

You've got to be kidding

[GONNAFISTYA]

I'll pay attention next time I use the TP method and give an honest report.

lol

That report better have a watermark and a coverletter you fucker or I'll report you as a finger-sniffin, water-bottle molesting fagat0id with OCD and a pocket thesaurus.

[xer0s]

Pictures or it doesn't happen.

[[xeno]Julios]

[Whiskey 7]

You've got to be kidding

Can't believe a Topic: toilet paper has gone to 4 pages

butt (ha ha) it is interesting to read how the other half live

[CaseDogg]

You've got to be kidding

Can't believe a Topic: toilet paper has gone to 4 pages

butt (ha ha) it is interesting to read how the other half live

"other half?" what you don't wipe your ass? :P

[Fender]

http://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/ ... t-in-case/

[xer0s]

I'll pay attention next time I use the TP method and give an honest report.

We never got a report on this...

[scared?]

He fell in...