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Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2005 12:16 pm
by SplishSplash
psychomonkey565 around Los Angelous, California

Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2005 12:16 pm
by SplishSplash
hey everyone, many of you dont know me my name is Sandra i go by the name marebear, i been playing online for a week now.....

Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2005 1:13 pm
by andyman
i think i saw you on a ctf server last week

omg how are you?

Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2005 8:47 pm
by ScooterG
*reads thread*
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*snorts chocalate milk out of nose whilst laughing*

Good stuff, guys! :icon14:

Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2005 8:51 pm
by Survivor
Another girl :icon28:

Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2005 10:18 pm
by MKJ
Survivor wrote:Another girl :icon28:
thats impossible

Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2005 10:21 pm
by andyman
i feel like an idiot. i went to the jiffy lube to get the oil changed and i walked in the waiting room and there is this gril sitting there that is like my perfect dream woman staring at me with a smile and all i can do is sit down. i couldnt think of anything to say to save my life damn

Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2005 10:25 pm
by Canidae
You came THIS close to a lifetime of free lube jobs...
Now go play the Sims with renewed vigour and inspiration

Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2005 10:29 pm
by andyman
she didnt work there, wish she did though so i could go back lol

man i think ill be pissed about this for days

and i dont play sims.....cometo think of it i havent played any video game at all in weeks

Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 2:06 am
by Ezekiel
andyman wrote:i feel like an idiot. i went to the jiffy lube to get the oil changed and i walked in the waiting room and there is this gril sitting there that is like my perfect dream woman staring at me with a smile and all i can do is sit down. i couldnt think of anything to say to save my life damn
What? No "So, do you come here often?" line?

Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 2:41 am
by andyman
"why, every 3000 miles lol"

Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2005 8:29 am
by Duhard
r3t wrote:Duhard's still has comedy value, even if all the rest is just bollocks.
Bollocks?

What the fuck is bollocks??

You want a piece of me boy???

Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2005 8:48 am
by I cant spell u
Anyone who claims to be a girl is indeed a fat guy who is 30.

Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2005 12:48 pm
by Foo
Duhard wrote:
r3t wrote:Duhard's still has comedy value, even if all the rest is just bollocks.
Bollocks?

What the fuck is bollocks??

You want a piece of me boy???
23 days late, you're slowing down kid.

Let me guess... you were in federal 'pound me in the ass' prison.

Jellus? ROFL.

Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2005 1:35 pm
by seremtan
Duhard wrote:
r3t wrote:Duhard's still has comedy value, even if all the rest is just bollocks.
Bollocks?

What the fuck is bollocks??
it's the worthless pinch of flesh the doctor sliced off you at birth to preserve humanity from the possibility of more cheese-eating bug-eyed all-talking no-walking surrender spawn being hatched from your infested loins

Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2005 2:58 pm
by losCHUNK
did anyone sex yet?

Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2005 8:14 pm
by chiQ
losCHUNK wrote:did anyone sex yet?
There are no girls on the intardweb, so if they did it was HML.

...or perhaps OSA. Then again, this is an amazingly unsexy thread, so probably just the odd whimpering nocturnal emission.

Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2005 8:16 pm
by Foo
Image

Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2006 11:33 pm
by Oeloe
So we finally get to see one of Duhard's pics...

Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2006 11:59 pm
by andyman
seremtan wrote:
Duhard wrote:
r3t wrote:Duhard's still has comedy value, even if all the rest is just bollocks.
Bollocks?

What the fuck is bollocks??
it's the worthless pinch of flesh the doctor sliced off you at birth to preserve humanity from the possibility of more cheese-eating bug-eyed all-talking no-walking surrender spawn being hatched from your infested loins
oh i lol'd at that one :olo:

Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2006 1:11 am
by JulesWinnfield
riddla wrote:the only times I've ever been an alt have both resulted in the extreme shakeup of two forums, neither being q3w.

I only break out the alts for some hardcore creative mindfucking. been awhile on that sort of mischief since work is pretty consuming nowadays.
Spellcheckah! was just shy of earth-shattering.

Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2006 1:38 am
by Dark Metal
Quit trying to bring back the dead.