The Pope's Report from Heaven

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GONNAFISTYA
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The Pope's Report from Heaven

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HEAVEN—The soul of Pope John Paul, which entered heaven last week following a long illness, expressed confusion and disappointment Saturday, upon learning that the Celestial Kingdom of God to which the departed faithful ascend in the afterlife is significantly less luxurious than the Vatican's Papal Palace, in which the pope spent the past 26 years of his earthly life.
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Lol.
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I bet he's sick of all the Mormons. Wonder if he's tried out the golder PSP?
[size=85]yea i've too been kind of thinking about maybe a new sig but sort of haven't come to quite a decision yet[/size]
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"Vegetarian opens meatless can of whupass."

Best Onion headline ever.
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Mormons literally pulled their religion out of a hat. They'll all burn in hell. :lol:
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