Poll: Do you piss in the shower?

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Do you piss in the shower?

 
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Hannibal
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Post by Hannibal »

I've avoided pissing in the shower since I was a little boy. Interestingly, I seem to have no problem with shitting in the shower. Odd.
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Post by prince1000 »

spent much time in india?
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Post by Tormentius »

I never do and it seems like a pretty disgusting thought tbh.
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Post by R00k »

I'd say pissing in the shower is more sanitary than standing barefoot and pissing in the toilet. And in the shower it all gets washed off anyway.
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Post by +JuggerNaut+ »

R00k wrote:I'd say pissing in the shower is more sanitary than standing barefoot and pissing in the toilet. And in the shower it all gets washed off anyway.
for those that stand
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Post by R00k »

That's why the word 'standing' is in there.

I haven't seen any girls in the thread, and I think Jules is probably the only guy here who prefers sitting down to piss. :p
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Post by Chupacabra »

sitting down is better IMO--its comfortable. its not really a good option in public places though :icon32:
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Post by seremtan »

scourge34 wrote:
seremtan wrote:pissing in the shower is a grim, troglodyte habit, and a sure sign of never having had sex (with a woman)

so, no
I've been having sex with women since probably before you were born and I piss in the shower occasionally, if I really have to go.
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Post by Jackal »

Would you people who piss in the shower take a shower in your toilet if nobody ever shat in it?

Fucking disgusting. If I lived with one of you shower-pissers and I found out about what you were doing I would kick your fucking ass so hard that the shower would be the only place you COULD piss.
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Post by GONNAFISTYA »

You're not gonna start braggin about your fisting kit attachments again are you?
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Post by Jackal »

Fisting is so 2003.
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Post by GONNAFISTYA »

I prefer trunking.
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Post by R00k »

I don't share my shower with anybody. But I piss straight into the drain - like I said, I wouldn't do it if it puddled up around my feet or anything. And urine is a sanitary liquid anyway.
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Post by Jackal »

Urine is not a sanitary liquid. If it was a sanitary liquid surgeons would wash their hands with piss.
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Post by +JuggerNaut+ »

R00k wrote:That's why the word 'standing' is in there.

I haven't seen any girls in the thread, and I think Jules is probably the only guy here who prefers sitting down to piss. :p
i don't do either. we've discussed this before. imo, standing and pissing in your own toilet now matter how ace you are at aiming, doesn't keep the spash from the water/urine mix from escaping the bowl. so combat this, i kneel in front of my toilet. this way, the chance of "splash damage" is almost non existant.
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Post by Jackal »

I just place my hose of a cock inside the water in the toilet bowl. That way I never make a mess.
I call it the submerged release aka "The Bellafonte".
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Post by shaft »

Not usually, but given the opportunity id probably piss in Jackal's shower.
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Post by R00k »

Jackal wrote:I just place my hose of a cock inside the water in the toilet bowl. That way I never make a mess.
I call it the submerged release aka "The Bellafonte".
This coming from someone who won't be within 4 feet of piss running down a drain? lol
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Post by R00k »

+JuggerNaut+ wrote:
R00k wrote:That's why the word 'standing' is in there.

I haven't seen any girls in the thread, and I think Jules is probably the only guy here who prefers sitting down to piss. :p
i don't do either. we've discussed this before. imo, standing and pissing in your own toilet now matter how ace you are at aiming, doesn't keep the spash from the water/urine mix from escaping the bowl. so combat this, i kneel in front of my toilet. this way, the chance of "splash damage" is almost non existant.
It's understandable that you'd be turned off by pissing in the shower then.

But I find it hard to believe that anyone who uses a toilet standing up would have a problem with the shower. I mean, ever touched your jeans in any way after taking a standing piss? Ever done it with your shoes off? Ever touched the toilet?

When you stand up and piss, it gets all over the place whether you're aware of it or not. If you're worried about urine touching you, then you should just use a catheter and latex gloves, and never get within 3 feet of a toilet.
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Post by Nightshade »

Yes. But then again, I bathe in my toliet, but only after making a few "tub toys".

And Jackal is wrong, urine is sterile. Plus, I piss in his shower when he's not looking.
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Post by Jackal »

I know urine is sterile, that doesn't mean it's sanitary though.
Or does it? I'm not a fucking doctor.
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Post by Freakaloin »

ur dumb...its perfectly okay to drink ur own urine...pp lused to use it to keep their teeth white...not good for the enamble though...

i piss on my legs and let it run into drain...why not?
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Post by +JuggerNaut+ »

R00k wrote:
+JuggerNaut+ wrote:
R00k wrote:That's why the word 'standing' is in there.

I haven't seen any girls in the thread, and I think Jules is probably the only guy here who prefers sitting down to piss. :p
i don't do either. we've discussed this before. imo, standing and pissing in your own toilet now matter how ace you are at aiming, doesn't keep the spash from the water/urine mix from escaping the bowl. so combat this, i kneel in front of my toilet. this way, the chance of "splash damage" is almost non existant.
It's understandable that you'd be turned off by pissing in the shower then.

But I find it hard to believe that anyone who uses a toilet standing up would have a problem with the shower. I mean, ever touched your jeans in any way after taking a standing piss? Ever done it with your shoes off? Ever touched the toilet?

When you stand up and piss, it gets all over the place whether you're aware of it or not. If you're worried about urine touching you, then you should just use a catheter and latex gloves, and never get within 3 feet of a toilet.

which is exactly why unless i'm in a public restroom, i don't stand. and i usually take a while to piss in a urinal to be careful. if you aim it right towards the back "side", then it won't splash like it will going straight at it, or straight at the drain.
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Post by R00k »

+JuggerNaut+ wrote:and i usually take a while to piss in a urinal to be careful. if you aim it right towards the back "side", then it won't splash like it will going straight at it, or straight at the drain.
The same strategy I employ. :icon14:
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Post by +JuggerNaut+ »

+JuggerNaut+ wrote: which is exactly why unless i'm in a public restroom, i don't stand.
:dork: that's terrible.
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