Mr. Carroll is an object of national fascination in part because of his apparently pathological criminality, and in part because he represents a kind of Briton known as a chav. Chavs, whether rich or poor, tend to favor gaudy jewelry and expensive-but-tacky clothes with big logos and to behave in a way that others find coarse or obnoxious.
Male chavs wear tracksuits and baseball caps; female chavs pull their hair tightly back in buns or ponytails, a style known as a "council house facelift," from the term for public housing.
Mr. Carroll has "King of Chavs" printed on his Mercedes, a car known in the newspapers as the Loutmobile (its license plate reads L111 OUT).
peeps say dat chavs r scum ye! wel u peeps dat say dat blatently ent look in da ******* mira at ur life recently jus cuz we av fights an **** dun make us bad boyz an galz ye! so nxt time u go round sayin **** bout us u cn rememba dat we got beta lives dan u wil eva av !!!
faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakin chavs innit!!!! i is from wisbech an it fukin chav centraaaal!! Chavs rule! u is all sayin dat we is fick and all dis but we smash yo head in innit!
i av bin a "chav" all mi lyf, but i ain't appy wot poepel r sayin bout us! we aint dat stuipd an r dress sense is da nuts innit. i luv my ats an my colad shirrts. im of na ta listern 2 sum hardcor D&B
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Those shirts look fucking stupid, no doubt, but equally bad are the version where they try to be a bit more subtle with the pattern but just putting it on the shoulders or at the top of a pocket on the front. Was out with DC and wondered where he'd gone as we'd just passed through a pub and he caught up and told me someone had been hassling him, I asked if it happened to be a guy wearing a blue shirt with little Burberry tartan patches on it and lo-and-behold it was him; I may have bumped him (accidentally unless my chav detector sort of led my shoulder into him) as I passed him a minute earlier but he had fuck all to say to me.
Heh, that was a real cracker of an idea. Must have made them a lot of money though. They've also brought out Burberrry Brit, a fragrance as obnoxious as those fucking caps. Some of their other smellies are okay though.
Burberry was the dog's danglies late 80's/early 90's and you still see some lads at football wearing it. Never been a fan of the house check myself. I'd blame Liam Gallagher, as soon as he started wearing it (around 95) house check coats or shirts appeared everywhere. Same goes for Freddy Fila and Terry Tacchini, nice terrace wear in the 80's but chaved up now. Isn't chav (charver?) Geordie slang for lad/townie anyways?
And Aquascutum, there's another house check to avoid.
You cant move for it here, I think telford really is chav central TBH.
Every night some dumb fuck on a moterbike for midgets goes around the streets, and this thing makes a NOISE. Every fucking night the little shit bag goes around... This is at like 2/3am ffs... I knew if i was that age, my parents would fucking KILL ME for being out then.
o'dium wrote:You cant move for it here, I think telford really is chav central TBH.
Every night some dumb fuck on a moterbike for midgets goes around the streets, and this thing makes a NOISE. Every fucking night the little shit bag goes around... This is at like 2/3am ffs... I knew if i was that age, my parents would fucking KILL ME for being out then.
there've been stories in the news of chavs around here dying on mopeds and monkeybikes :icon14:
o'dium wrote:You cant move for it here, I think telford really is chav central TBH.
Every night some dumb fuck on a moterbike for midgets goes around the streets, and this thing makes a NOISE. Every fucking night the little shit bag goes around... This is at like 2/3am ffs... I knew if i was that age, my parents would fucking KILL ME for being out then.
there've been stories in the news of chavs around here dying on mopeds and monkeybikes :icon14:
[i]And shepherds we shall be, for thee my Lord for thee, Power hath descended forth from thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command, we shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine patris, et fili, et spiritus sancti.[/i]
[i]And shepherds we shall be, for thee my Lord for thee, Power hath descended forth from thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command, we shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine patris, et fili, et spiritus sancti.[/i]
