A vampire has just been arrested

Post by **[xeno]Julios** » Fri Jul 15, 2005 2:19 am

http://telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml? ... world.html

i love the way the story opens:

A vampire has been arrested in Ukraine after luring street children into her home for their blood.

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Fri Jul 15, 2005 2:22 am

200k street children

Post by **Transient** » Fri Jul 15, 2005 2:39 am

They must have sucky childcare in the Ukraine if those 7 children ALL escaped and went back to the streets.

But it's a bummer that it means she may get off. :/

Post by **Chupacabra** » Fri Jul 15, 2005 2:44 am

wow thats insane and sad. type of shit you hear about in horror movies and weird TV shows.

reminds me of a simpsons episode actually (where some young chick comes to live with the family and marge is really jealous of her).

Post by **ajerara** » Fri Jul 15, 2005 6:18 am

I hear all those stories about witches eating children in fairy tales and old songs, maybe it's based on something.

Post by **MKJ** » Fri Jul 15, 2005 7:08 am

dammit soap :icon33:

Post by **Eraser** » Fri Jul 15, 2005 7:19 am

Great news site.
They don't even know the bloody difference between then and than. Pathetic.

Post by **[xeno]Julios** » Fri Jul 15, 2005 7:52 am

Eraser wrote:Great news site.
They don't even know the bloody difference between then and than. Pathetic.

the same story is posted on a few websites verbatim

don't blame telegraph.co.uk

and get that pickle out yer arse - it's starting to stink.

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Fri Jul 15, 2005 8:50 am

Chupacabra wrote:reminds me of a simpsons episode actually (where some young chick comes to live with the family and marge is really jealous of her).

yeah, same here

Post by **seremtan** » Fri Jul 15, 2005 8:56 am

Post by **Dek** » Fri Jul 15, 2005 10:07 am

Semenuha

Post by **Nightshade** » Fri Jul 15, 2005 11:00 am

[xeno]Julios wrote:
Eraser wrote:Great news site.
They don't even know the bloody difference between then and than. Pathetic.
the same story is posted on a few websites verbatim

don't blame telegraph.co.uk

and get that pickle out yer arse - it's starting to stink.

Mmmm, stinky pickle.

Post by **Massive Quasars** » Fri Jul 15, 2005 11:04 am

Nightshade wrote: Mmmm, stinky pickle.

You prefer it to santorum?

Post by **Ryoki** » Fri Jul 15, 2005 11:20 am

Hmm, crazy people.

Post by **Massive Quasars** » Fri Jul 15, 2005 11:36 am

Answer me, irish.