Flemings left hand rule ?

And then it gets better - spawn in a new server - next to a house with a load of supplies. Find a survivor on the beach he seems to be frozen or lagging - I rob him of his beans and some ammo. Set off find a gas station with stuff in it - a frozen bandit - I shoot him and then steal his beans and re...

Weird glitchy day - broke a leg (dont ask lets just say I wish there were stannahs in this game) - crawled about 4 miles to find pain killers (again stop with the asking) - logged out logged into another server and spawned as a pigeon (I know I know but seriously this time even if you ask I dunno) -...

Failure is....
spending 30 mins running away from the coast only to find I've run in a big circle back to my start point.

greetings and salutations

"aim and gives me a mouthful of shotgun."

Nothing says "I love you" more than buckshot in the left nostril...