Daredevil_36 wrote:Hey brisk you can suck my over sized kock and die same goes for any a hole who fucks with me i just spoke my mind so fuck u and your father

I KNEW WHEN YOUR DADDY GOT US BOTH USED COMPUTERS WE'D BE ABLE TO HAVE LOTS O FUN SON

seremtan wrote:^ ror

THE FUNNY THING IS HE REALLY HAS ONE OF THESE

H T F A I S T R T BS?

DAMMIT DWAYNE, I TOLD YOU THE X3 WAS THE LEAST FUGLY BUT THE LAST THING WE NEED AFTER YOU MORTGAGED THE HOUSE TO FINANCE YOUR ARSENAL IS TO GET INTO MORE DEBT.

I'M TIRED OF ALWAYS HAVING TO COOK SPAM SO YOU CAN PRETEND SWAT TEAM, HOW ABOUT YOU GO SHOOT US A DEER LIKE YOUR COUSIN RICKY SUGGESTED?

AT LEAST HE DOESN'T BLOW HIS RETIREMENT MONEY AND CHILD'S EDUCATION MONEY PREPARING FOR THE APOCALIPS.

AT LEAST YOU DON'T HAVE TO LIVE WITH BARNUM AND FAILEY.

ME AND MY HUSBAND DWAYNE AND OUR GAY SON AND ALL OUR AMMO.

YourGrandpa wrote:You could alway go by truck.

DWAYNE, YOU ALREADY LOST THAT ONE TRUCK SO DONT DARE THINK ABOUT DOING THAT TO MY HUMMER.

DEAR LARD, PLEASE FORGIVE ALL THEM PEOPLE WISHING DEATH ON A STANDING PRESIDNET, ESPECIALLY MY HUSBAND DWAYNE.

SEE IF IT CAN GUESS GUMBY

SOMETIMES I WISH MY HUSBAND DWAYNE WOULD SMOKE SOME WEED OR SOMETHING, HE SURE IS A FRIGHTENED TIGHTASS SOMETIMES. (MOST ALL THE TIME)

I'M NOT GONNA SAY HOW CLOSELY WE'RE RELATED, CUZ ITS CLOSE. MY HUSBAND DWAYNE IS SO PROUD.

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MY HUSBAND DWAYNE HAS BEEN SAVING UP FOR THIS FOR QUITE SOME TIME

fKd wrote:paging gramps and his shotgun...

DWAYNE HAD A SHOTGUN AT ONE POINT, NOW ITS A FIRE-BREATHING GO BOT.

DWAYNE WANTS ME VAJAZZLED, IT KIND OF REMINDS ME OF WHEN HE PUTS THOSE LITTLE DRINK UMBRELLAS IN HIS PEEPEE HOLE AND GOES PEW! PEW!

MY HUSBAND DWAYNE IS PREPPING HIS ARSENAL FOR ALL THE ILLEGALS COMING INTO FLORIDA THRU ARIZONA.

It's a typeO', retard. :olo: DWAYNE, OUR SON IS MENTALLY CHALLENGED, SHOWING SIGNS OF BEING HOMOSEXUAL AND YOU HAVE THE GALL TO CALL SOMEONE RETARDED. GO FUCK YOUR ROBOT OUT IN THE HUMMER, MAY BE THE ROBOT WILL LET YOU HOLD A GUN TO ITS HEAD IN THE HEAT OF PASSION BUT DONT EVER TRY THAT SHIT WITH M...

MY HUSBAND DWAYNE FEARS NINJAS AND MOST THINGS HE DOES NOT UNDERSTAND.

MY HUSBAND DWAYNE LOVES WRESTLING, BUT OUR GAY SON.. NOT SO MUCH.

SO NOW I SEE YOU R PROBABLY MASTERBATING TO FEMALE POP SINGERS DURING THE COUNTLESS HOURS YOU SPEND ON THE INTERNET DWAYNE, BECAUSE LORD KNOWS YOU HAVENT TOUCHED ME IN MONTHS.

ASSHOLE!!

WELL HOLY FUCKING SHIT DWAYNE, THIS IS WHY YOU SPEND SO MUCH TIME ON YOUR COMPUTER? WHAT KIND OF HUSBAND AND FATHER ARE YOU THAT YOU'D RATHER BE ON THE INTERNET NON-STOP OR SPEND THE REST OF YOURE TIME PLAYING WITH YOURE GUNS? YOURE SON IS ALREADY SHOWING SIGNS OF BEING GAY, BUT YOU'D RATHER GREESE ...