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Captain Legend Joined: 04 Jan 2006 Posts: 16499	Posted: 06-23-2006 04:15 PM                  [19:05] TAW_Mazda [SW]: cock [19:05] Gibaholic: vagina [19:05] Gibaholic: prey? [19:05] TAW_Mazda [SW]: clay [19:05] Gibaholic: no [19:05] Gibaholic: prey [19:05] TAW_Mazda [SW]: i didnt download it [19:05] TAW_Mazda [SW]: :O! [19:05] Gibaholic: why? [19:05] TAW_Mazda [SW]: idk penis [19:05] Gibaholic: check it out [19:05] TAW_Mazda [SW]: is it a penis? [19:05] Gibaholic: no [19:05] TAW_Mazda [SW]: PENIS [19:05] Gibaholic: the game [19:06] TAW_Mazda [SW]: P-E-N-I-S [19:06] TAW_Mazda [SW]: dude [19:06] TAW_Mazda [SW]: you missed our date yesterday [19:06] TAW_Mazda [SW]: [19:06] TAW_Mazda [SW]: im leaving you [19:06] Gibaholic: sorry [19:06] TAW_Mazda [SW]: that was the final straw [19:06] TAW_Mazda [SW]: im going to strip club [19:06] TAW_Mazda [SW]: bye [19:06] TAW_Mazda [SW]: A [19:06] TAW_Mazda [SW]: *A* [19:06] TAW_Mazda [SW]: A strip club [19:06] TAW_Mazda [SW]: penis [19:06] TAW_Mazda [SW]: PHALLIC MOUNTAIN LOL!!! [19:06] Gibaholic: k, cya [19:06] Gibaholic: LOL [19:07] TAW_Mazda [SW]: A MOUNTAIN OF COCK-SHAPED STUFF [19:07] TAW_Mazda [SW]: LIKE [19:07] TAW_Mazda [SW]: EG [19:07] TAW_Mazda [SW]: COCKS [19:07] TAW_Mazda [SW]: PENISES [19:07] Gibaholic: LOL [19:07] TAW_Mazda [SW]: UMM [19:07] TAW_Mazda [SW]: GERMAN SNAUSAGES [19:07] TAW_Mazda [SW]: UMM [19:07] TAW_Mazda [SW]: COCKCAKES [19:07] TAW_Mazda [SW]: PENISLOAF [19:08] TAW_Mazda [SW]: SPOTTED DICK [19:08] TAW_Mazda [SW]: VOMIT-ON-A-DICK [19:08] TAW_Mazda [SW]: PUSSYJUICE-ON-A-DICK [19:08] Gibaholic: SOUNDS SEGGZY [19:08] TAW_Mazda [SW]: YAH [19:08] TAW_Mazda [SW]: RLY DIRTIE [19:08] TAW_Mazda [SW]: OMG [19:08] Gibaholic: k wel [19:08] TAW_Mazda [SW]: NEKKID GURL BEING RAPED BY HAIRY BEEST!!! [19:08] Gibaholic: dunlode prey [19:08] Gibaholic: den [19:08] TAW_Mazda [SW]: OMG [19:08] Gibaholic: set it up to look relly crap [19:08] TAW_Mazda [SW]: ITS UP HER ASS [19:09] TAW_Mazda [SW]: AND ALL OVER HER [19:09] Gibaholic: den play meh [19:09] TAW_Mazda [SW]: HER BODY IS COVERED [19:09] TAW_Mazda [SW]: why look crap? [19:09] Gibaholic: better fps [19:09] Gibaholic: easier to see [19:09] TAW_Mazda [SW]: bah [19:09] TAW_Mazda [SW]: i run Doom 3 on high detail [19:09] TAW_Mazda [SW]: shadows, vsync [19:09] Gibaholic: I disabled all the particle effects too [19:09] TAW_Mazda [SW]: the works [19:09] Gibaholic: like muzzleflash etc [19:09] TAW_Mazda [SW]: i stay at 60fps [19:09] TAW_Mazda [SW]: PENIS [19:09] Gibaholic: I couldn't afford to do that anyways [19:09] TAW_Mazda [SW]: [19:09] TAW_Mazda [SW]: well [19:09] Gibaholic: 6200 256 mb agp [19:09] Gibaholic: 2.0 ghz proc [19:09] TAW_Mazda [SW]: ew i mean oh [19:10] TAW_Mazda [SW]: sry to hear that gibby [19:10] TAW_Mazda [SW]: I CAN SPELL U LOL [19:10] TAW_Mazda [SW]: UMM [19:10] TAW_Mazda [SW]: FIRST WORD [19:10] Gibaholic: On the subject of Prey though [19:10] TAW_Mazda [SW]: U [19:10] Gibaholic: this game is really trippy [19:10] TAW_Mazda [SW]: I [19:10] Gibaholic: you gotta check it out [19:10] TAW_Mazda [SW]: PENIS [19:10] TAW_Mazda [SW]: ok i will [19:10] TAW_Mazda [SW]: dude [19:11] TAW_Mazda [SW]: i pay for 3Mb DSL [19:11] TAW_Mazda [SW]: and am barely getting 2 [19:11] TAW_Mazda [SW]: speedtests show my connection is at most 1.5 [19:11] Gibaholic: wtf, hey is it true that you can change your ip by resetting the modem? [19:11] TAW_Mazda [SW]: my download speeds are maxed at 250kb/s instead of the normal 306 [19:11] TAW_Mazda [SW]: for dsl, yes [19:11] TAW_Mazda [SW]: my pings in games are 25-50% higher [19:12] Gibaholic: ouch] [19:12] TAW_Mazda [SW]: ffs [19:12] TAW_Mazda [SW]: i didnt call them! [19:12] TAW_Mazda [SW]: DAMNIT [19:12] TAW_Mazda [SW]: FUCK [19:12] TAW_Mazda [SW]: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!OMFG [19:12] TAW_Mazda [SW]: i forgot [19:12] TAW_Mazda [SW]: ffs [19:12] TAW_Mazda [SW]: its all crinklys fault! [19:12] TAW_Mazda [SW]: yo you know what we should do? [19:12] Gibaholic: rape him? [19:13] TAW_Mazda [SW]: we should go to every person in...oh [19:13] TAW_Mazda [SW]: i didnt mean crinkly [19:13] TAW_Mazda [SW]: im talking about something else [19:13] TAW_Mazda [SW]: you poivert [19:13] TAW_Mazda [SW]: heres the deal [19:13] TAW_Mazda [SW]: we go to every person in our friends-of-friends list [19:13] TAW_Mazda [SW]: and we type "penis" [19:13] TAW_Mazda [SW]: nothing more, nothing less [19:13] TAW_Mazda [SW]: see what the reactions are like [19:13] Gibaholic: lol [19:13] TAW_Mazda [SW]: and copy and past the convos here [19:13] TAW_Mazda [SW]: ok? [19:13] TAW_Mazda [SW]: one at a time [19:13] TAW_Mazda [SW]: you go first [19:14] Gibaholic: k [19:14] Gibaholic: Gibaholic: penis ZuljinRaynor: :/ [19:14] TAW_Mazda [SW]: olo [19:14] Gibaholic: this feels like a prank phone call [19:14] TAW_Mazda [SW]: no answer from this faggot, i gotta do another one [19:15] TAW_Mazda [SW]: omfg [19:15] TAW_Mazda [SW]: none of these fags answer me [19:15] TAW_Mazda [SW]: CUNTS [19:15] Gibaholic: lol [19:15] TAW_Mazda [SW]: BURN IN HELL [19:15] Gibaholic: Gibaholic: penis =FEAR=♠§GT.H4MM£R♠: ?_? [19:15] TAW_Mazda [SW]: rofl [19:15] TAW_Mazda [SW]: damn im two down [19:16] TAW_Mazda [SW]: NO ANSWER [19:16] TAW_Mazda [SW]: THIRD TIME IN A ROW IM GONNA FLIP [19:16] Gibaholic: =FEAR=♠§GT.H4MM£R♠: Who r you? [19:16] TAW_Mazda [SW]: [19:16] TAW_Mazda [SW]: penis [19:16] =ELITE=^Shadow^: who the fuck r u [19:16] Gibaholic: lol [19:16] TAW_Mazda [SW]: [19:16] bigred9: fuck you gayboy' [19:16] Gibaholic: ELITE SNIPERSHADOW14 [19:17] Gibaholic: or [19:17] Gibaholic: eleet snipershadow1995 [19:17] TAW_Mazda [SW]: now im flaming this fag [19:17] TAW_Mazda [SW]: [19:16] TAW_Mazda [SW]: penis [19:16] =ELITE=^Shadow^: who the fuck r u [19:16] =ELITE=^Shadow^: oh its the clan hopper [19:17] TAW_Mazda [SW]: Who the fuck are you? [19:17] =ELITE=^Shadow^: u fucking little prick [19:17] TAW_Mazda [SW]: Watch your mouth prettyboy, don't want it smashed [19:17] =ELITE=^Shadow^: go suck a dick u fucking cocksucker [19:17] TAW_Mazda [SW]: I don't indulge in your homosexual orgies and fantasies, you filthy faggot [19:18] Gibaholic: lol [19:18] TAW_Mazda [SW]: pwnt [19:18] Gibaholic: someone messaged me yesterday on aim claiming how a friend of his stole his porn [19:18] TAW_Mazda [SW]: olo [19:19] Gibaholic: he then suggested that if anyone did that to me [19:19] Gibaholic: to kick their ass [19:19] Gibaholic: so I remarked with "I'll be sure to evoke that when someone steals my porn" [19:19] TAW_Mazda [SW]: LOL LOOK [19:19] TAW_Mazda [SW]: [19:19] TAW_Mazda [SW]: Are you Jewish? [19:19] Mя.Jєω: yes [19:19] TAW_Mazda [SW]: Why? [19:19] TAW_Mazda [SW]: LOL [19:19] Gibaholic: lol [19:19] TAW_Mazda [SW]: [19:18] TAW_Mazda [SW]: penis [19:19] AOD_SSgt_Anima: And you are? [19:19] <aodanima stopped playing Jedi Academy Multiplayer> [19:20] Gibaholic: Gibaholic: penis [DiO™]INyourEYEfoo: ?? who are you Gibaholic: phallus? [DiO™]INyourEYEfoo: whos that [DiO™]INyourEYEfoo: are you from CSS Gibaholic: u no it Gibaholic: its me, snipershadow95 [19:20] TAW_Mazda [SW]: 19:19] Mя.Jєω: because my mom is jewish [19:19] Mя.Jєω: fucking tard [19:19] TAW_Mazda [SW]: Why is she Jewish? [19:20] Mя.Jєω: dont type to me i dont know and i dont want to know u [19:20] TAW_Mazda [SW]: Well [19:20] TAW_Mazda [SW]: if that's the way you're gonna act [19:20] TAW_Mazda [SW]: Hitler should've finished her off [19:20] TAW_Mazda [SW]: LOL [19:20] This user has been blocked. [19:20] TAW_Mazda [SW]: HAHAHAHA [19:20] TAW_Mazda [SW]: OMG [19:20] TAW_Mazda [SW]: PRECIOUS [19:21] Gibaholic: ouchies [19:21] TAW_Mazda [SW]: AMAZING HOW ONE WORD CAN DESTROY EVERYONE [19:21] Gibaholic: little children need to stay off of mommy's aol [19:21] TAW_Mazda [SW]: PENIS THIS [19:21] TAW_Mazda [SW]: PENIS THAT [19:21] TAW_Mazda [SW]: LOL [19:21] Gibaholic: penis is kinda like... an atomic bomb? [19:21] TAW_Mazda [SW]: yup [19:21] TAW_Mazda [SW]: collateral damage [19:21] Gibaholic: where it explodes upon contact [19:21] TAW_Mazda [SW]: and years of deformities [19:21] Gibaholic: and makes everyone mad in the face..?> [19:22] Gibaholic: [DiO™]INyourEYEfoo: ?? never herd of you [DiO™]INyourEYEfoo: have you played on dio serves Gibaholic: I play on your mom's server [19:22] TAW_Mazda [SW]: olo [19:22] TAW_Mazda [SW]: CONVO!!! [19:22] TAW_Mazda [SW]: NOW [19:22] TAW_Mazda [SW]: OMG [19:22] TAW_Mazda [SW]: ME AND U IN A CONVO [19:22] TAW_Mazda [SW]: AND WE ADD RANDOM FUCKERS [19:22] TAW_Mazda [SW]: AND CRUSH THEM [19:22] TAW_Mazda [SW]: JELLUS??? [19:23] TAW_Mazda [SW]: damn [19:23] TAW_Mazda [SW]: cant add fofs [19:23] Gibaholic: [19:23] TAW_Mazda [SW]: hmm [19:23] Gibaholic: Gibaholic: we play on the guide the phallic spaceship through the canyon [19:23] TAW_Mazda [SW]: LOL [19:23] Gibaholic: [DiO™]INyourEYEfoo: did we ban you [19:24] Gibaholic: [DiO™]INyourEYEfoo: cause we should Gibaholic: DO IT U PUZZY, U SUK AT CS FUK U [19:24] TAW_Mazda [SW]: LOL!!!! [19:24] Gibaholic: Gibaholic: fukkin go suk a dik or fuk off or fuk a nomefukker u fukin cockkk suker [19:24] TAW_Mazda [SW]: LOL [19:24] TAW_Mazda [SW]: OMFG [19:24] TAW_Mazda [SW]: STOP!!! [19:24] TAW_Mazda [SW]: LOL [19:24] TAW_Mazda [SW]: LOOOOOOLLLLLLL [19:24] TAW_Mazda [SW]: btw [19:24] TAW_Mazda [SW]: cocks [19:24] TAW_Mazda [SW]: btw [19:24] TAW_Mazda [SW]: Donna Pinciotti [19:25] TAW_Mazda [SW]: yo wanna see a hot pic? [19:25] Gibaholic: yez [19:25] Gibaholic: have you ever watched a movie titled big wet asses 7? [19:25] TAW_Mazda [SW]: nope [19:25] TAW_Mazda [SW]: http://home.earthlink.net/~tagutcow/mis ... nistia.jpg [19:25] TAW_Mazda [SW]: O [19:25] TAW_Mazda [SW]: M [19:25] Gibaholic: I think it should be nominated [19:25] TAW_Mazda [SW]: F [19:26] TAW_Mazda [SW]: G [19:26] Gibaholic: I was hoping for nudity [19:26] TAW_Mazda [SW]: ELISHA AND MILA [19:26] TAW_Mazda [SW]: omg [19:26] TAW_Mazda [SW]: no u [19:26] Gibaholic: I used to have an account to bangbros I got off of myg0t.com [19:26] Gibaholic: but it doesn't work anymore [19:26] TAW_Mazda [SW]: LOL!!! [19:26] TAW_Mazda [SW]: aww [19:26] TAW_Mazda [SW]: u find good nudie pix [19:26] TAW_Mazda [SW]: challenge starts...NOW [19:27] Gibaholic: http://www.blazinbeauties.com/images2/j ... eson_3.jpg. [19:27] Gibaholic: http://www.blazinbeauties.com/images2/j ... eson_3.jpg [19:27] TAW_Mazda [SW]: page cannot be found [19:27] TAW_Mazda [SW]: whoah [19:27] TAW_Mazda [SW]: thats some crazy shit right there [19:27] Gibaholic: did I win? [19:27] TAW_Mazda [SW]: first place [19:27] TAW_Mazda [SW]: IN A CUNT LOL [19:28] Gibaholic: LOL [19:28] Gibaholic: do you go to filecloud.com? [19:28] TAW_Mazda [SW]: no [19:28] TAW_Mazda [SW]: omg another one [19:28] TAW_Mazda [SW]: [19:28] A Close Friend: who this [19:29] TAW_Mazda [SW]: i just farted [19:29] TAW_Mazda [SW]: I FEEL IT COMING [19:29] TAW_Mazda [SW]: OH YEAH [19:29] TAW_Mazda [SW]: FASTER [19:30] TAW_Mazda [SW]: AND IT JUST SLIPPED ON THROUGH [19:30] TAW_Mazda [SW]: BEAUTIFUL [19:30] Gibaholic: yummy [19:30] TAW_Mazda [SW]: wanna taste? [19:30] Gibaholic: no, iz okey [19:30] TAW_Mazda [SW]: *splurt* i inzizt [19:30] Gibaholic: hm, do you know a good source for pornographic films? [19:31] Gibaholic: I like the music in them and I rip them from the movie [19:31] TAW_Mazda [SW]: lol [19:32] TAW_Mazda [SW]: OMG LOL [19:32] TAW_Mazda [SW]: THIS IS AWESOME [19:32] TAW_Mazda [SW]: THIS FAG THINKS IM FRENCH [19:32] Gibaholic: lol [19:32] TAW_Mazda [SW]: AND NOW HES SAYING SHIT IN FRENCH [19:32] Gibaholic: use google translate [19:33] TAW_Mazda [SW]: no no hes saying "shit" in french [19:33] TAW_Mazda [SW]: i remember some french [19:33] TAW_Mazda [SW]: but some stuff im making up [19:33] TAW_Mazda [SW]: [19:30] bronek: o [19:31] bronek: pieknie [19:31] bronek: skąd znasz takie fajne słowa? [19:31] TAW_Mazda [SW]: pardonnez moi? [19:31] TAW_Mazda [SW]: je n'ai pas parle francais [19:31] bronek: where are u from? [19:31] bronek: french [19:31] TAW_Mazda [SW]: j'ai a habitee dans l'uebec [19:31] bronek: i super [19:31] TAW_Mazda [SW]: quid? [19:34] TAW_Mazda [SW]: read [19:34] TAW_Mazda [SW]: i demand [19:35] TAW_Mazda [SW]: OMG READ [19:35] TAW_Mazda [SW]: [19:31] bronek: tak trzymac [19:32] bronek: la merde [19:32] TAW_Mazda [SW]: je n'ai pas comprende [19:32] TAW_Mazda [SW]: le merde? [19:32] bronek: le merde [19:32] bronek: le merde [19:32] TAW_Mazda [SW]: pourquoi tu as allez le merde? [19:32] bronek: le merdele merdele merdele merde [19:32] bronek: le merde [19:32] bronek: thats a;; i can say in frech [19:35] TAW_Mazda [SW]: [19:32] TAW_Mazda [SW]: ? [19:32] bronek: *all [19:33] TAW_Mazda [SW]: allez-vous, mes amis [19:33] bronek: sory dude [19:33] bronek: roland garos [19:33] TAW_Mazda [SW]: tu as jouer civilization quatre? [19:34] bronek: ja [19:34] bronek: ide sie wykapac kapucynie [19:35] TAW_Mazda [SW]: [19:34] bronek: zryj gowno kochanku swini [19:34] TAW_Mazda [SW]: quelle level tu as appronde? [19:34] bronek: ta [19:34] TAW_Mazda [SW]: ta? [19:34] TAW_Mazda [SW]: dix? [19:34] bronek: ta [19:35] <This user is now offline> [19:35] TAW_Mazda [SW]: LOL [19:36] Gibaholic: heh [19:36] TAW_Mazda [SW]: btw beef [19:36] TAW_Mazda [SW]: i mean [19:36] TAW_Mazda [SW]: btw cocks [19:36] TAW_Mazda [SW]: ...which is why our current economy should ban all uses of SUVs until changes are made to decrease their social and environmental impacts on a negative scale. [19:36] Gibaholic: yes [19:37] TAW_Mazda [SW]: do you concur? [19:37] TAW_Mazda [SW]: DO YOU FUCKING CONCUR? [19:37] Gibaholic: YES [19:37] TAW_Mazda [SW]: OK GOOD FUCKER [19:37] TAW_Mazda [SW]: btw [19:37] TAW_Mazda [SW]: cocks [19:37] TAW_Mazda [SW]: also btw [19:37] TAW_Mazda [SW]: do you have Battlefront II? [19:37] Gibaholic: would you like to end a petition to end woman sufferage? [19:37] TAW_Mazda [SW]: LOL [19:37] TAW_Mazda [SW]: I REMEMBER THAT [19:37] TAW_Mazda [SW]: i saw it [19:37] TAW_Mazda [SW]: hilarious [19:37] TAW_Mazda [SW]: dumb broads [19:37] TAW_Mazda [SW]: i think only 2 of them figured it out [19:37] TAW_Mazda [SW]: classic [19:38] TAW_Mazda [SW]: btw were a few of them tap-worthy? [19:38] Gibaholic: I didn't watch it, a friend asked me that [19:38] TAW_Mazda [SW]: oh [19:38] Gibaholic: and I said what's sufferage [19:38] TAW_Mazda [SW]: olo [19:38] TAW_Mazda [SW]: voting right [19:38] Gibaholic: I know that now [19:38] TAW_Mazda [SW]: u dum brood [19:38] TAW_Mazda [SW]: omg no u [19:39] TAW_Mazda [SW]: :lol: dickaholic :lol: [19:39] Gibaholic: FUK U [19:39] TAW_Mazda [SW]: omg no u :lol: [19:39] TAW_Mazda [SW]: 1v1? [19:39] Gibaholic: k [19:39] TAW_Mazda [SW]: crushed... [19:39] TAW_Mazda [SW]: jellus? [19:39] Gibaholic: looks lik i upset some1 [19:39] TAW_Mazda [SW]: dont be bitter :lol: [19:39] TAW_Mazda [SW]: so obsessed hes bitter :lol: [19:39] TAW_Mazda [SW]: ffs [19:39] TAW_Mazda [SW]: all the fags left [19:40] TAW_Mazda [SW]: DruMB [19:40] TAW_Mazda [SW]: Synergay [19:40] TAW_Mazda [SW]: Kracass [19:40] Gibaholic: lol [19:40] TAW_Mazda [SW]: even whatshispants [19:40] TAW_Mazda [SW]: Flaw [19:40] Gibaholic: ? [19:40] TAW_Mazda [SW]: Law lol [19:40] TAW_Mazda [SW]: flaw [19:40] TAW_Mazda [SW]: law [19:40] TAW_Mazda [SW]: get it [19:40] TAW_Mazda [SW]: GET IT [19:40] TAW_Mazda [SW]: GOOD [19:41] TAW_Mazda [SW]: drumbs alts were funny too [19:41] TAW_Mazda [SW]: budgiesmuggler [19:41] TAW_Mazda [SW]: rofl [19:41] Gibaholic: lool [19:41] TAW_Mazda [SW]: omg [19:41] TAW_Mazda [SW]: PRIMALTHEORY [19:41] TAW_Mazda [SW]: that fag was hilarious [19:41] Gibaholic: hah [19:41] TAW_Mazda [SW]: in his gayness [19:41] TAW_Mazda [SW]: and the fact that he admitted to pissing on his foot for his athletes foot [19:42] Gibaholic: ha [19:42] TAW_Mazda [SW]: rofl [19:43] TAW_Mazda [SW]: oh yeah and that fag shaft [19:44] TAW_Mazda [SW]: lolz [19:44] TAW_Mazda [SW]: wtf [19:44] TAW_Mazda [SW]: nvm [19:44] TAW_Mazda [SW]: i thought i lost sound [19:44] TAW_Mazda [SW]: btw s3x [19:44] Gibaholic: L0L [19:44] TAW_Mazda [SW]: LOI [19:50] TAW_Mazda [SW]: fuck [19:50] TAW_Mazda [SW]: i have diarrhea [19:50] Gibaholic: !! [19:50] TAW_Mazda [SW]: stomach ache :/ [19:50] TAW_Mazda [SW]: ive had chronic stomach aches for god knows how long [19:50] TAW_Mazda [SW]: ever since i was 9 [19:50] TAW_Mazda [SW]: no wait [19:50] TAW_Mazda [SW]: no lol [19:50] TAW_Mazda [SW]: grade 10 [19:50] TAW_Mazda [SW]: umm [19:50] TAW_Mazda [SW]: 15 [19:50] Gibaholic: ouch [19:51] TAW_Mazda [SW]: :/ [19:51] Gibaholic: Did it ever happen during exams? [19:51] TAW_Mazda [SW]: no [19:51] TAW_Mazda [SW]: well [19:51] TAW_Mazda [SW]: no [19:51] TAW_Mazda [SW]: but in classes yes [19:51] TAW_Mazda [SW]: once i remember i got to school [19:51] TAW_Mazda [SW]: had second period first due to a spare 5th and every 2 weeks is a schedule b day [19:51] TAW_Mazda [SW]: i mean wek [19:51] TAW_Mazda [SW]: week [19:52] TAW_Mazda [SW]: where period 5 is first [19:52] TAW_Mazda [SW]: and first is last [19:52] TAW_Mazda [SW]: so 5th was spare [19:52] TAW_Mazda [SW]: so every two weeks i could sleep in a bit more [19:52] TAW_Mazda [SW]: so i got to school [19:52] TAW_Mazda [SW]: period 2 was phys ed [19:52] TAW_Mazda [SW]: all the running wasnt helping [19:52] TAW_Mazda [SW]: i was looking for sharp objects to end my suffering with [19:53] TAW_Mazda [SW]: so phys ed comes and goes [19:53] TAW_Mazda [SW]: next is english [19:53] TAW_Mazda [SW]: so im in there, writhing and sliding in pain [19:53] TAW_Mazda [SW]: halfway through the class i thought i could just get up to the front of the class, get on the teachers desk, drop down my pants and let er rip [19:53] Gibaholic: loool [19:53] TAW_Mazda [SW]: lol [19:53] TAW_Mazda [SW]: so i took the pain all the way through class [19:54] TAW_Mazda [SW]: it was a cold november day [19:54] TAW_Mazda [SW]: i had 4th lunch [19:54] TAW_Mazda [SW]: so i began walking home [19:54] TAW_Mazda [SW]: then the nausea came [19:54] TAW_Mazda [SW]: i was walking through the school parking lot [19:54] TAW_Mazda [SW]: so i hadnt gotten anywhere yet [19:55] TAW_Mazda [SW]: suddenly i felt dizzy, started losing my balance, felt nauseous, diarrhea was getting stronger, more pain in stomach, and i almost fell down on the pavement face-first [19:55] TAW_Mazda [SW]: i lunged myself at a tree and held on [19:55] TAW_Mazda [SW]: decided to keep walking [19:55] TAW_Mazda [SW]: got home [19:55] TAW_Mazda [SW]: threw myself over the toilet [19:55] TAW_Mazda [SW]: and let the angels sing [19:55] Gibaholic: ooouch [19:55] TAW_Mazda [SW]: now THATS pain [19:56] TAW_Mazda [SW]: its also happened during hockey practices [19:56] TAW_Mazda [SW]: *sigh* [19:56] TAW_Mazda [SW]: however i have a track record of never shitting my pants [19:56] TAW_Mazda [SW]: diapers dont count [19:56] Gibaholic: lol [19:56] Gibaholic: good job [19:56] TAW_Mazda [SW]: ive shit plenty of those [19:56] TAW_Mazda [SW]: once i shit so hard in my diaper [19:56] Gibaholic: one time during P.E. though [19:56] TAW_Mazda [SW]: the elastic ripped [19:56] TAW_Mazda [SW]: and the shit came out LOL [19:56] Gibaholic: I almost shit myself walking to the gym [19:56] TAW_Mazda [SW]: OMG [19:56] TAW_Mazda [SW]: looool [19:56] Gibaholic: it was hard to hold it since my legs kept moving [19:56] TAW_Mazda [SW]: lol [19:57] TAW_Mazda [SW]: oh god [19:57] Gibaholic: I thought I was socially doomed for the rest of my life if it occured [19:57] Gibaholic: close call though [19:57] TAW_Mazda [SW]: lol [19:57] TAW_Mazda [SW]: ive never used the toilets in my high school [19:58] Gibaholic: haha, good job [19:58] TAW_Mazda [SW]: and ill do the same for university [19:58] TAW_Mazda [SW]: yeah its absolutely disgusting in there [19:58] Gibaholic: one bathroom has the door to the shitter torn off [19:58] TAW_Mazda [SW]: lol [19:58] Gibaholic: there's gang logos all over [19:58] TAW_Mazda [SW]: lol [19:58] Gibaholic: and piss all over the floor [19:58] TAW_Mazda [SW]: olo [19:58] TAW_Mazda [SW]: btw [19:58] TAW_Mazda [SW]: my friend and i bear witness to the largest human shit ever recorded [19:58] TAW_Mazda [SW]: it was stuck in one of the bathrooms in my high school [19:58] Gibaholic: LOL FUVK [19:58] Gibaholic: OOOOH GOD [19:58] TAW_Mazda [SW]: it became a huge attraction [19:58] TAW_Mazda [SW]: it was lying there in shitwater [19:59] TAW_Mazda [SW]: absolutely huge [19:59] TAW_Mazda [SW]: it was hanging way above the toilet water [19:59] TAW_Mazda [SW]: thick and long [19:59] TAW_Mazda [SW]: it was as if the piece of shit ate the poor kid [19:59] TAW_Mazda [SW]: there were people lined up outside wanting to see it [19:59] TAW_Mazda [SW]: a few of my friends took pictures of it with their cellphones [20:00] TAW_Mazda [SW]: in less than 10 minutes, that turd became known all over the school [20:00] Gibaholic: speaking of shit, one occurence I took a shit in a box, me and 2 buddies went to another friend's pad, he wasn't home so we broke in and hid the box of shit in his room [20:00] TAW_Mazda [SW]: everywhere youd hear [20:00] TAW_Mazda [SW]: LOL [20:00] TAW_Mazda [SW]: loooooool [20:02] Gibaholic: it stank [20:02] Gibaholic: ..alot [20:02] TAW_Mazda [SW]: lol [20:02] TAW_Mazda [SW]: what was his reaction? [20:03] Gibaholic: he just laughed [20:03] Gibaholic: I told him [20:03] TAW_Mazda [SW]: LOL [20:03] Gibaholic: and he just snickered [20:03] TAW_Mazda [SW]: wow [20:03] TAW_Mazda [SW]: what a sicko [20:03] Gibaholic: he's a burnout [20:03] TAW_Mazda [SW]: he probably had worse things in there [20:03] TAW_Mazda [SW]: the shit was probably the cleanest thing in his room LOL [20:03] Gibaholic: no, he just didn't give a shit (LOL PUNNED!) [20:03] TAW_Mazda [SW]: roflmao [20:03] TAW_Mazda [SW]: btw cocks [20:04] TAW_Mazda [SW]: on the topic of shits [20:04] TAW_Mazda [SW]: whats your record for clogging a toilet in one week? [20:04] TAW_Mazda [SW]: i believe i hold 3 [20:04] Gibaholic: hm [20:04] Gibaholic: I remember one time when I was little [20:04] Gibaholic: I used the entire roll of toilet paper [20:04] TAW_Mazda [SW]: with shit lol [20:04] Gibaholic: to whipe my ass [20:04] TAW_Mazda [SW]: LOL [20:04] Gibaholic: I kept unrolling and unrolling it [20:04] Gibaholic: because I kept seeing poo stains on it [20:04] TAW_Mazda [SW]: ROFL [20:04] TAW_Mazda [SW]: AAAHAHAHAHA [20:05] TAW_Mazda [SW]: maybe you werent done? [20:05] TAW_Mazda [SW]: :O [20:05] Gibaholic: lol [20:05] TAW_Mazda [SW]: well, i think that week was a heavy one [20:05] TAW_Mazda [SW]: 3 logs - 3 clogs lol [20:06] Gibaholic: high score [20:06] TAW_Mazda [SW]: heh [20:07] TAW_Mazda [SW]: have you ever dropped a dumpling? [20:07] TAW_Mazda [SW]: like a sample of your shit? [20:07] Gibaholic: LOL? [20:07] TAW_Mazda [SW]: like you have to go REALLY bad and youve been holding it in a long time? [20:08] TAW_Mazda [SW]: and by the time you get to a bathroom and pull down your pants, theres a little sample in your underwear? [20:08] TAW_Mazda [SW]: LOL [20:08] Gibaholic: EW NO [20:08] TAW_Mazda [SW]: LOL!!!!!! [20:08] Gibaholic: my friend told me of a time when in sixth grade [20:08] TAW_Mazda [SW]: olo [20:08] Gibaholic: he was waiting to go to the bathroom [20:08] Gibaholic: and so was someone else [20:08] TAW_Mazda [SW]: LOL GREAT STORY [20:08] TAW_Mazda [SW]: OMG [20:08] TAW_Mazda [SW]: GREAT [20:08] Gibaholic: he smelled something and asked the other person [20:08] TAW_Mazda [SW]: lol [20:08] Gibaholic: if he farted [20:08] TAW_Mazda [SW]: haha [20:08] Gibaholic: he remarked with "YES, THAT'S ALL I DID WAS FART" [20:09] TAW_Mazda [SW]: LOL [20:09] Gibaholic: and a turd rolled out [20:09] Gibaholic: from his shorts [20:09] TAW_Mazda [SW]: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa [20:09] Gibaholic: THERE'S THE CLIMAX!!! [20:09] TAW_Mazda [SW]: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa [20:09] TAW_Mazda [SW]: HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahaHAHAHAHAHA [20:09] TAW_Mazda [SW]: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYYY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD [20:09] TAW_Mazda [SW]: LOL!!!!!! [20:09] TAW_Mazda [SW]: how did it just roll out? [20:09] TAW_Mazda [SW]: THATS DISGUSTING! [20:10] Gibaholic: LOL I KNOW [20:10] TAW_Mazda [SW]: LOL [20:11] Gibaholic: why the fuck are we engaging in a conversation regarding shit? [20:11] TAW_Mazda [SW]: idk [20:11] TAW_Mazda [SW]: ask Jeeves [20:11] Gibaholic: this whole convo needs to be in the void [20:11] TAW_Mazda [SW]: OOO [20:11] TAW_Mazda [SW]: ill do it [20:11] TAW_Mazda [SW]: wanna? [20:11] Gibaholic: lol alright [20:11] TAW_Mazda [SW]: rofl
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