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PostPosted: 02-03-2017 05:23 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Race him in my S7... :olo: ...

Raced some dipshit in a maxed out 2017 grandturismo...($180,000 car) and destroyed the moron... Didn't even have it in dynamic drive mode...

What a pos car... Lol pathetic...

Questions?...




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Aneurysm
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PostPosted: 02-03-2017 05:48 PM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


maxed out eh? 2017? didn't know you were such a maserati expert...

msrp 132k
https://g.co/kgs/UQ9g7D




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PostPosted: 02-03-2017 06:40 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Look harder... This douche... Which I know, has the MC centennial edition...POS is slow... :olo: ...

Shaft... Ur such a noob...




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Aneurysm
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PostPosted: 02-03-2017 07:09 PM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


yeah? i guess i don't really see what price has to do with it anyway. maybe he bought the car because he likes it and not for performance. you can buy a cheap dodge challenger that will beat an s7.

You just come off like some jealous midlife crisis who got his dick hard over nothing and came to brag to some nerds on he internet. 50yo "racing" his wife's car :olo:

p.s obligatory "grow up"




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PostPosted: 02-03-2017 07:49 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


U seem angry... Prolly due to comparison poorness... Understandable... :olo: ...




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PostPosted: 02-03-2017 09:38 PM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


said the maserati driver to the lowly audi driver...




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PostPosted: 02-03-2017 09:48 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Grow up chump... Have u even been in an Italian car? It's a living hell...




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PostPosted: 02-03-2017 11:41 PM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


i win again




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PostPosted: 02-04-2017 12:44 AM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Grow up




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PostPosted: 02-04-2017 02:05 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


grow a pair




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PostPosted: 02-04-2017 09:53 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


u shoud try that thing out at a time trials track!



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PostPosted: 02-04-2017 10:25 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Looks like idiots switching from m3 to maserati, bwaahh.
Just happened some days ago in the city. Maybe its the same driver and he still was on the run! :olo:

https://www.derwesten.de/panorama/maserati-fahrer-demoliert-sechs-autos-100-000-euro-schaden-id209426679.html

Go faster!!! :alert:



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Aneurysm
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PostPosted: 02-04-2017 05:16 PM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


someone ban this moron




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PostPosted: 02-06-2017 08:44 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


lol, ban yourself! :olo:



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PostPosted: 02-06-2017 12:09 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Nah, better just ban your autistic kraut ass.




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:up: :)



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PostPosted: 02-06-2017 05:59 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


I'm glad you agree, dummkopf.




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PostPosted: 02-07-2017 12:46 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Almost 3 and a half seconds quicker around Hockenheim.

http://fastestlaps.com/tracks/hockenheim-short



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PostPosted: 02-07-2017 07:34 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


That's not the car... But thx for trying...




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PostPosted: 02-07-2017 08:34 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


MC Centennial is the Stradale with different trim

So you'll be a minute down in less than 18 laps



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PostPosted: 02-08-2017 01:40 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Well I blew him away and this S7 runs a whole second faster 0-60...




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PostPosted: 02-08-2017 01:41 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


U mad?...

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That'll be the 4wd, a poofters car. He'll start having the legs on you the higher you go, or a rolling start. Also if it was a proper race, with a bend, you wouldn't stand a chance (unless he's a moron).

It's worth mentioning the Mazza is a GT car too, was designed for long distance cruising, not sending the kids hair white on the school run.

And no not at all, love a good v8, hate that they cover it up in a plastic cover though >: /



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PostPosted: 02-08-2017 02:59 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


losCHUNK wrote:
And no not at all, love a good v8, hate that they cover it up in a plastic cover though >: /


I agree, I miss being able to see the block and components when popping a hood.




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PostPosted: 02-08-2017 03:41 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


It screws off in seconds weirdos...




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You're missing the point more than your nut

They spend millions in R&D then cover it up with a piece of shit bit of plastic.

It's a 100k car, it should look like this



Not poking fun at just Audi mind, it just seems the thing to do now.



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PostPosted: 02-08-2017 04:56 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


95k... Moron...




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PostPosted: 02-08-2017 09:12 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


scared? wrote:
Well I blew him...


We know




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PostPosted: 02-08-2017 09:21 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


mmmmmmmmmm...




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PostPosted: 02-08-2017 11:33 PM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


btw, how is the q7 holding up? should i buy one?




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PostPosted: 02-09-2017 12:05 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


It's great... Only negative is tire wear... Maybe it's just their tires or I just drive like a real man...




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PostPosted: 02-09-2017 12:35 AM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


be honest, your kids hate the 3rd row and liked the van better.




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scared? wrote:
It's great... Only negative is tire wear... Maybe it's just their tires or I just drive like a real man...


How many miles do you have on it so far?




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PostPosted: 02-09-2017 05:42 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


18k...21" summer tires... Think I'll get the all weather when these are done...




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PostPosted: 02-09-2017 09:03 PM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


18k in less than a year? wtf?

I don't think I can bring myself to buy a crossover, its just a 7 passenger vehicle that tries to do everything a minivan can do but doesn't. If you need 7 seats there is zero advantage other then what you look like in the pickup line at school.

Newly designed 2018 Odyssey is out in the spring, maybe they made one that's actually quiet on the inside?




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