James Joyce's dirty letters

[U4EA]

o_O

You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her.

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[Eraser]

You sure that isn't a 50 shades passage?

[EtUL]

can someone get gilbert gottfried to read these?

[seremtan]

joyce had a thing about arses

[mjrpes]

Here's Hemingway's dirty letter to his mistress.

I fucked you. I put my dick in your vagina. We had a good time. I enjoyed what I did.

[U4EA]

Here's Hemingway's dirty letter to his mistress.

Straight and to the point, not bad

[Ryoki]

He was always a man of merciless directness

[4days]

Here's Hemingway's dirty letter to his mistress.

I fucked you. I put my dick in your vagina. We had a good time. I enjoyed what I did.

[SoM]

how can one fart if a dick is in your ass ?

[MKJ]

who said anything about assfucking?

[seremtan]

o_O

You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her.

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definite 50 shades territory

You will begin to stir uneasily then I will lick the lips of my darling's cunt. You will begin to groan and grunt and sigh and fart with lust in your sleep. Then I will lick up faster and faster like a ravenous dog until your cunt is a mass of slime and your body wriggling wildly.

Goodnight, my little farting Nora, my dirty little fuckbird!

[plained]

Here's Hemingway's dirty letter to his mistress.

I fucked you. I put my dick in your vagina. We had a good time. I enjoyed what I did.