Am I a moron?...

[scared?]

I just remembered i slept on a water bed from the age of 13 to 25...lol that seems totally gay...

[Scourge]

You are, and it is.

[Whiskey 7]

You are, and it is.

and it is really sad

[obsidian]

He filled his waterbed with tears.

[Scourge]

Soft womanly tears.

[shaft]

I had one from 8 to 12.

Had a heating pad under it, shit was ace during the winter.

[scared?]

good for extended power outages. only thing cool in house after hurricane knocked out power for 10 days back in 83...

[TruthfulLiar]

I don't know. You seem to be a good judge of that though.

[obsidian]

lol Texas, etc.

[xer0s]

I had one from age 8 to 16. Terrible for the back...

[seremtan]

I just remembered...

u in therapy now?..

[Plan B]

Water beds is cool.
Nothing wrong with getting a little assistance from our friend hydraulics to keep momentum, namsayin.

[Plan B]

I'm talking several years into relationship, no gymnastics involved, nothing to prove anymore, pragmatic, clinical procedure, missionary style fluid exchange, no acrobatics, just getting the job done type deal here.
Waterbed shits all over your feeble hard matress efforts, mate.

[EtUL]

That's hot

[plained]

i been a moron quite a bit but i do know , yea, fuckings hot!!

[Plan B]

I was humping away on the water bed last friday, because there was this crease, this alluring crevice, giving me the winky eye.
Fuck me, it said, so to speak. It beckoned me, if you will.
I´m a healthy young man, I´m a magnificent specimen, I have urges, so I complied.
Bumpity bump we went, me and the water bed. The deal was 100% consensual. I didn´t force myself on it, and it didn´t force itself on me. It was quite pleasant.

but then she, the girlfriend, appeared in the doorway, getting all bothered for some reason, like what are you doing to our waterbed, and shit. WTF.
I was halfway there, you know the feeling, point of no return shit, like a sneeze, can´t pull back, let shit play out, I don´t care what happens. I´m in the moment.
These moments are special. Better make the most of it.
So I sploonged, big time, took my time with it too. I must mention that I eat a lot of yoghurt, so let´s just say there was considerable damage.
I took 5 to get back to my senses, only to find my gf demanded me to choose between her and the water bed.
I´m really in a spot of bother now.

Advice to self is stick to the water bed.
Advice to Geoff is travel back in time and stick to the water bed.

[xer0s]

What the fuck?

[Eraser]

ehrrrm?

[Ryoki]

I offer that the waterbed is probably cheaper to maintain a steady relationship with.